I found out I'm a transvestite predator today

[Amy Gray]

Indeed: I have a hard time imagining Amy doing that...

...yeah... I'd nevvvvver do that. That'd just be ungirlylike. nervous glance

Because I'm nothing if not girly.

[Dino Velvet]

I guess I'm lifting the toilet seat so much I just can't figure you girls not doing it sitting... lol

[danthepoetman]

Now that's incredibly cute, Dino!!

[danthepoetman]

I dunno why, she has the equipment...and it is easier / faster that way... sooooo.....

...yeah... I'd nevvvvver do that. That'd just be ungirlylike. nervous glance

Because I'm nothing if not girly.

Ladies, when I interact with you, I feel nothing but girly vibes. To me, you are girls! as totally and completely as I can think of any girl; so no: I don't immidiately think you could urinate like I do...

[Wendy Summers]

Indeed: I have a hard time imagining Amy doing that...

I have a hard time imagining her putting the seat UP before doing it...

[danthepoetman]

I have a hard time imagining her putting the seat UP before doing it...

LOL!
Wendy, cold is not good for the buns! My mother used to say you could catch hemoroids -God keep her soul...

[Castor_Troy05]

I thought this thread meant Amy was hunting transvestites. Sorry you had that experience Amy

[youngblood61]

I have a hard time imagining her putting the seat UP before doing it...

She probably likes peeing on the seat lol!

[robertlouis]

So, I actually found the whole situation today rather amusing and thought I'd share it. I stopped at this little hole in the wall in northern Maryland that makes the BEST calzones. This place has two single occupant bathrooms, one male bathroom and one female.

Anyways, I go to use the women's bathroom, probably in there for all of two minutes and I hear someone jiggle the doorknob. I ignore it and about 15 seconds later there's a click and the door opens. This lady goes to use the bathroom, finds the door locked and in her infinite wisdom she decided to ask one of the employees for the key rather than... well, assume someone is using the bathroom.

She must have caught a glimpse of something because she literally FREAKS and rushes out of the bathroom. I smirk and finish up but I can hear her kicking up a storm with the cashier complaining about how she's shocked they allow transvestites in the women's bathroom and how I could be a sexual predator (I guess predators lock themselves in single occupant bathrooms a lot). To the cashier's credit she came up to me and apologized for the woman's behavior which earned both of us a glare of contempt.

The part I find REALLY funny is before she walked in on me in the bathroom she was really nice to me and commenting how much she loved my necklace. People get worked up by the silliest things.

Sounds like the kind of woman who thinks that gay people getting married directly threatens her own relationship. Oh well.