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08-04-2009 #1
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'Jaffing' the new masturbation technique??
Jaffing is the where you stick objects such as small dildos etc up your ureter (peehole) and gently slide it in and out like you would a vagina.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jaffing
There are a couple of odd vids of this floating around on rapidshare.
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08-04-2009 #2
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my adivce... never talk to anyone whose worked in an emergency room if youre sensitive to stories of various objects jammed up in guys urethras
Elvis: I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife 'cilla and bust it by jackin' off.
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08-04-2009 #3
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fucking gross
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08-04-2009 #4
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According to the urban dictionary...
"2. jaffing
The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects"
They didn't specify which end of the pencil though.
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08-04-2009 #5
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I always thought that was called "sounding".
”Some people move in lesbian circles. I move in bisexual dodecahedrons.”
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08-04-2009 #6Originally Posted by Dirky
Unless that's the idea.
And maybe its easier to withdraw from life
With all of its misery and wretched lies
If we're dead when tomorrow's gone
The Big Machine will just move on
Still we cling afraid we'll fall
Clinging like the memory which haunts us all
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08-04-2009 #7
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Originally Posted by SarahG
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08-04-2009 #8
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but what if you make a mistake and need the eraser thats jammed deep into your bladder?
Elvis: I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife 'cilla and bust it by jackin' off.
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08-04-2009 #9Originally Posted by cand86
"You can pick your friends & you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on your saddle."
~ Kinky Friedman ~
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08-04-2009 #10Originally Posted by cand86
~Kisses.
HTG
HURDLE #1: If guys would learn to stop over complementing, and not compliment every tranny (or girl) they see and talk to (so a girl would feel it was sincere and that she's special), maybe they'd get somewhere but a dead end! lol