OK to be fair - 50 Things Men Wished Women Knew About Sex

[justatransgirl]

Ok, in the interest of fairness, I found this one too...

Sheesh, but guys are NASTY! I really want to believe this stuff isn't true, but I know it is...

Giggle,
TS Jamie


50 Things Men Wished Women Knew About Sex;

1. If you want to cuddle after sex go buy a teddy bear.

2. Swallow. Don't start the race if you ain't gonna finish it.

3. While giving a hand job please remove all rings from your fingers, they hurt really bad.

4. Shave your shit. Seriously, shave it bald.

5. Remember that a little blood never hurt nobody.

6. There is no such thing as a fat, ugly, blow job.

7. If you ask us to any sort of dance that requires that we wear a tie, we expect a sexual favor in return.

8. If you used a vibrator and let us watch it might be the greatest moment of our life.

10. You masturbate and we know it. When you do it just let us watch.

12. Just cause we call you when we are drunk does not mean that we like you. It means that we need some ass.

`13. Guys night out means guys night out. It doesn't mean that you and your friends meet us at the bar later.

14. If you wonder why your ass looks fat in those tight pants its because you have a fat ass.

15. If you are with us and you start to cry for any reason just get up and leave.

16. Don't think that we don't know that after we take you out and you order a salad to make us think you eat healthy that you go home and order pizza with your fat friends.

17. Once again, seriously shave your shit.

18. Just cause you get our dick one night, does not give you any right to get it the next.

19. If we drink too much, we do not need someone to hold our hair back and act like our babysitter. We have puked before and know how to handle it.

20. After we are through with you, do not expect to make us jealous by fucking our friends. We really don't care what you do.

21. If we cheat on you and you never find out about it, then its not cheating.

22. If we cheat on you and you do find out, at least it wasn't with one of your friends.

23. Swallow(just in case you forgot #2 already).

24. We don't have a problem with watching chick flicks as long as we get in your pants after.

25. Never under any circumstance take a shit while you are around us or fart. Just thinking about it makes us sick.

26. While giving us head don't be afraid to fondle our testicles, they don't bite.

27. If you are gonna jerk us off aim properly, a nut can irritate your eye.

28. Always remember that men are the superior sex and back in the day you had to ask us if you could speak.

29. If we're about to have sex and we decline because we don't have a rubber its not because we're scared we're gonna get you pregnant, its that we're scared we're gonna catch something from your dirty skank ass.

30. If you swallow like you should, do not expect us to kiss you after. Sorry that's just the way it is.

31. I don't care if you do have a flavored condom, you just don't give a blow job with a condom on.

32. If we're doing it doggy style there is no reason to turn around and look at us, we're focused on your ass cheeks and that slapping sound.

33. Blood stains on our bed sheets come off with cold water, so make sure you scrub them thoroughly before leaving.

35. If you let us donkey punch you we will owe you for life.

36. Just cause we have sex with you when we are drunk does not mean that you are pretty or that we like you. It means that you were our only choice.

37. If we dance with you for more than 15 minutes at a bar we expect you to come home with us.

38. If you think that you are ugly, we probably do too.

39. Don't count on us saying we love you, its just not going to happen.

40. If for some reason we do say we love you its only because we want to have sex immediately after we say it.

41. Just cause you have our phone number doesn't mean we want you to call us. If we want to talk then we will call you.

42. If you invite us over to watch a movie it would be awesome if we watched a porn instead of a movie.

43. If you can't dance then you most likely suck in bed. So stop trying to dance and start having more sex.

44. Hmmmmm......girls in thongs.......yummmmmmmmmm

45. If you are fat the only way you are going to get anywhere in life is to give great blow jobs. Sorry that's just the way it is.

46. A sure way to keep a guy around for awhile is to have anal sex with him. We can't put into words how it feels.

47. You don't have to ask our permission to make out with another chick. Just do it but make sure we are there to watch.

48. In case you didn't read #4 and #17 let me repeat...Shave your shit!

49. Guys don't have sex or make love, we fuck.

50. You can impress us if you can swallow our entire load without dripping or wiping your mouth afterwards.

[Jericho]

I disagree with "24"

[Ecstatic]

Jamie, these lists are a riot!

[tgirlzoe]

30. If you swallow like you should, do not expect us to kiss you after. Sorry that's just the way it is.

Notice to all men. Sorry but don't be afraid of your own juices. Yes, I swallow but I'm going to sloppy kiss you after! Fair is fair.

[trapmasta]

50 Things Men Wished Women Knew About Sex;

1. If you want to cuddle after sex go buy a teddy bear.
strongly disagree
2. Swallow. Don't start the race if you ain't gonna finish it.
strongly disagree
3. While giving a hand job please remove all rings from your fingers, they hurt really bad.
strongly disagree
4. Shave your shit. Seriously, shave it bald.
strongly disagree
5. Remember that a little blood never hurt nobody.
strongly disagree
6. There is no such thing as a fat, ugly, blow job.
strongly disagree
7. If you ask us to any sort of dance that requires that we wear a tie, we expect a sexual favor in return.
strongly agree ( if u ask us to go anywhere to be exact)
8. If you used a vibrator and let us watch it might be the greatest moment of our life.
strongly disagree
10. You masturbate and we know it. When you do it just let us watch.
strongly disagree
12. Just cause we call you when we are drunk does not mean that we like you. It means that we need some ass.
strongly disagree, i dont get drunnk and dont like drunk bitches
`13. Guys night out means guys night out. It doesn't mean that you and your friends meet us at the bar later.
i dont understand white life
14. If you wonder why your ass looks fat in those tight pants its because you have a fat ass.
fat asses or good....these list was obviously made for white males
15. If you are with us and you start to cry for any reason just get up and leave.
strongly agree
16. Don't think that we don't know that after we take you out and you order a salad to make us think you eat healthy that you go home and order pizza with your fat friends.
wtf with this fat shit what a gay list
17. Once again, seriously shave your shit.
strongly agree
18. Just cause you get our dick one night, does not give you any right to get it the next.
strongly agree
19. If we drink too much, we do not need someone to hold our hair back and act like our babysitter. We have puked before and know how to handle it.
strongly disagree
20. After we are through with you, do not expect to make us jealous by fucking our friends. We really don't care what you do.
strongly agree
21. If we cheat on you and you never find out about it, then its not cheating.
strongly agree
22. If we cheat on you and you do find out, at least it wasn't with one of your friends.
strongly agree
23. Swallow(just in case you forgot #2 already).
strongly agree
24. We don't have a problem with watching chick flicks as long as we get in your pants after.
fuck chick flicks i'd rather be a virgin then go through one, okay maybe not but still
25. Never under any circumstance take a shit while you are around us or fart. Just thinking about it makes us sick.
strongly agree
26. While giving us head don't be afraid to fondle our testicles, they don't bite.
strongly agree
27. If you are gonna jerk us off aim properly, a nut can irritate your eye.
strongly agree
28. Always remember that men are the superior sex and back in the day you had to ask us if you could speak.
strongly agree
29. If we're about to have sex and we decline because we don't have a rubber its not because we're scared we're gonna get you pregnant, its that we're scared we're gonna catch something from your dirty skank ass.
strongly agree
30. If you swallow like you should, do not expect us to kiss you after. Sorry that's just the way it is.
lol
31. I don't care if you do have a flavored condom, you just don't give a blow job with a condom on.
strongly agree
32. If we're doing it doggy style there is no reason to turn around and look at us, we're focused on your ass cheeks and that slapping sound.
strongly agree
33. Blood stains on our bed sheets come off with cold water, so make sure you scrub them thoroughly before leaving.
blood is disgusting? who was this written for? vikings?
35. If you let us donkey punch you we will owe you for life.
wtf strongly disagree
36. Just cause we have sex with you when we are drunk does not mean that you are pretty or that we like you. It means that you were our only choice.
don't drinnk dont know
37. If we dance with you for more than 15 minutes at a bar we expect you to come home with us.
strongly agree
38. If you think that you are ugly, we probably do too.
strongly agree
39. Don't count on us saying we love you, its just not going to happen.
strongly agree
40. If for some reason we do say we love you its only because we want to have sex immediately after we say it.
strongly agree
41. Just cause you have our phone number doesn't mean we want you to call us. If we want to talk then we will call you.
strongly agree
42. If you invite us over to watch a movie it would be awesome if we watched a porn instead of a movie.
strongly agree
43. If you can't dance then you most likely suck in bed. So stop trying to dance and start having more sex.
strongly agree
44. Hmmmmm......girls in thongs.......yummmmmmmmmm
strongly agree
45. If you are fat the only way you are going to get anywhere in life is to give great blow jobs. Sorry that's just the way it is.
wtf at the horrible and off topic fat jokes... guys like fat chicks
46. A sure way to keep a guy around for awhile is to have anal sex with him. We can't put into words how it feels.
strongly agree
47. You don't have to ask our permission to make out with another chick. Just do it but make sure we are there to watch.
strongly agree
48. In case you didn't read #4 and #17 let me repeat...Shave your shit!
strongly agree
49. Guys don't have sex or make love, we fuck.
strongly agree
50. You can impress us if you can swallow our entire load without dripping or wiping your mouth afterwards.
strongly agree
If your dream girl is a boy, then I'm the BoyGirl you've been dreaming of!
strongly agree!

[Trogdor]

Define "Donkey Punch", please.

[MetaSylo]

Define "Donkey Punch", please.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch

[justatransgirl]

Note to MetaSylo - great reply... Actually the list was originally for GG's, hence the blood references, I think it's something to do with that time of the month. I wouldn't know.

Donkey punch? Do that to me and I'll punch right back...

Giggle,
TS Jamie

[a994]

51. Just because we don't say "I love you" 50 times a day does not mean that we don't love you anymore if we're in a relationship or marriage with you.