Diary of a MAD Escort

[AllanahStarrNYC]

got to laugh. But would like to read the guys who've had bad experiences with escorts. Ive had my share

do a search- there have been topics regarding that subject matter before

[WendyWilliams]

I had a guy in a wheelchair not tell me and when I arrived he said " I didnt tell you because I was afraid you wouldnt come" He was a domination client so I was a little reluctant *Sp*......HE then tells me he had hidden 3g worth of money all over the room and for the next 3 hours He would tell me the whereabouts of the extra money if I could "make" him confess.

Lets just say afterwards I managed to get 2g of it however I really felt bad at the things I did even though he enjoyed it....................Ive never beat, hogtied, candle wax, flogged, spanked, gagged, YOU NAME it to anyone who was paralized from the waist down but WOW was he strong and had a HIGH threshold for pain.

[Biguyny4fun]

Just when I thought the stories couldn't get any weirder/funnier.....prosthetic limbs?!

[RiffRaff]

I feel as though I have dipped my toes in americana accidentally, I'm your usual run of the mill repressed Englishman trying to make a difference. Please accept my appologies.

even more pisssssed
riff

[Azanti]

Thanks for sharing your stories Allanah, if you ever decided to write a book I am pretty sure I could help you there.

I keep hearing of bad experiences of guys in the UK who visit visiting T/S from the states (I should add none of them ever involve any of the posters on this forum, quite the contary, they're normally always favourable) but I dare say it all cuts both ways. I am no wonder that girls are very rigid and unpatient in their dealings with people who show no respect, but don't be too hard on the nervous guys, we all had our first time once.

I hope this post is not considered a hijack, just a response. xxx.

[DeClock]

wow, I truly didn't know it got that bad. I will remember all this before I call anyone again

[rock4]

Maybe it is boring but what about good stories - guys who bring incredible presents, or take you on wild nights out, or leave you huge tips, or make you cum harder than you expected???

Rock

[BeardedOne]

Thanx so much for the war stories, ladies! Both frightening and enlightening.

Reading some of them makes me wonder how the gurls I have been with perceive me. I'm sure I am filed under the wierd' category in some way.

In my life I think I have had my heart skip a beat only twice: Once was the first time I heard a bullet say "Wheat!" and the other was when I met with the first escort that I'd ever encountered on a client level.

I'm reminded of the time by the many nods to the short-changing/ill-funded clients. In my case, I had brought enough for the donation but was so bloody nervous that I'd miscounted it. Several times before she arrived and once right in front of her (I think my brain was counting fifties when I only had twenties). When she did a fast count and told me it was shy, I could feel my blood turn to ice as I stared at her in utter terror, more worried that she'd think I was a thief/cheater or an idjit than I was that she might bop me on the head for the rest.

I was fortunate that she was patient and understanding and saw the sincerity in my grovelling as I made up the difference and apologized to the point of annoyance.

Are there any tales you gurls can tell of evenings gone odd that turned out well? Like the guy that really =DID= leave his wallet in the car?

[AllanahStarrNYC]

Maybe it is boring but what about good stories - guys who bring incredible presents, or take you on wild nights out, or leave you huge tips, or make you cum harder than you expected???

Rock

that is another side to the business too- a great one.

i mean not everything is bad. there are just both sides to a coin.

just the funny/bad stories seem to be the most amusing.

[TsVanessa69]

Thanks for bringing this to light, your list and my list are the same. I think all girls go through the same drama, guys try the same scams, and we do suffer. I never have worked for free, I always get my cash up fronnt, however have had a few guys try to pass off conterfeit bills.

how the fuck is your list exactly the same as hers?

cmon now

Cuz we all go through the same shit! I look at what Allanah and Wendy posted and I have expierence the same things, if guys pull that shit with big name gorls, what do you think the rest of us go through?