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02-23-2007 #1Rookie Poster
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SMELLY PEOPLE
Oh man so I go to the "great" village cafe last night and hook up with some ts I've never seen before. Not only did she have A LOT of body hair but when she dropped her pants she literraly smelled like SHIT. I had no clue wat it was but the scent stayed with me till I changed & showered (no assholes it wasn't me). I honestly threw up 5 seconds after her finishing my standing bj (hey u know I had to let her finish). I actually almost blew chunks right on top of her head but I held it in like champ. Word of advice if u guys come across a short central american lookin (claims she's from DR) ts with lots of make up in the village cafe STAY AWAY
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02-23-2007 #2Silver Poster
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LOl... At least you were gentleman enough not to let a little thing like her complete lack of hygiene get in the way of your busting a nut.
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02-23-2007 #3Eggbert Veteran Poster
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And you had to "let her finish" why????
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02-24-2007 #4Rookie Poster
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Re: SMELLY PEOPLE
Now THIS is entertaing stuff.....NOT! More than we need to know. Sounds like you should take your own advice, or did you actually like it?
Originally Posted by shemale_ass_eater
Oh man so I go to the "great" village cafe last night and hook up with some ts I've never seen before. Not only did she have A LOT of body hair but when she dropped her pants she literraly smelled like SHIT. I had no clue wat it was but the scent stayed with me till I changed & showered (no assholes it wasn't me). I honestly threw up 5 seconds after her finishing my standing bj (hey u know I had to let her finish). I actually almost blew chunks right on top of her head but I held it in like champ. Word of advice if u guys come across a short central american lookin (claims she's from DR) ts with lots of make up in the village cafe STAY AWAY
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02-24-2007 #5Professional Poster
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Why didn't you "stay away?"
Shush girl, shut your lips
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips
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02-24-2007 #6Professional Poster
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I very sensible against this...so I have run away
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02-24-2007 #7Professional Poster
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Dude, seriously, why didn't you tell her to go take care of that? I mean, you could've told her in a nice way that she smelled like shit, or said "Hey, let's take a shower together" or something, damn.
No way in hell I would... *mumble mumble*
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02-24-2007 #8Professional Poster
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What's the scene in the Village Cafe like these days
Anyone been there lately
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02-28-2007 #9Rookie Poster
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Why I let her finish? Hey $50 don't exactly grow on trees.
Why didn't I tell her lets take a shower togther? Lol are you fuckin kiddin me. You wanna go get romantic with a transexual hooker be my guest.
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02-28-2007 #10Platinum Poster
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I usually carry perfume in my BAG and I'll start spraying it if it smells bad around me!
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