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[lumberjack]

Party girl = dated Charlie Sheen
Celebrity confidentiality agreement available = just ignore the TMZ camera crew outside the building

[Laphroaig]

"Visiting" - I live here

I'd go with:

Visiting = will provide a shit service because I don't care, as I'm only here a for few days and won't ever see you or this one horse town again.

[flabbybody]

fully functional: my last hard-on was sometime in 2013

[filghy2]

Fully functional: I can pee out of it

Girlfriend experience: Just like that period when you're about to break up

Not a clock watcher: you'll be out in 20 minutes regardless of what time you paid for

[Bobzz]

Brazilian = Black
Exotic = Black and something else
Mixed = Mostly Black
Island girl = Black
Juicy = fat
Curvy = fat, usually very fat
Juicy and thick = holy shit fat
"my photos don't do me justice" - I am much uglier in person
"I love it all" = and by all I mean everything in your wallet

[mcaextreme69]

Priceless.....

[CoolAwesomeBXDude]

size matters...

12 inches = 8 inches (6 if they're on hormones and 4 if they're spent from jerking off to porn/chaturbate/or their boyfriend in the closet while she let's you in)
10 inches = 6 inches (5 inches depending on who sold them the weed or ecstasy and possibly 6 if they're using a cockring)
8 inches = 5 inches (they have to lie otherwise you're not making the trip but they'll usually have the cleanest setting)
and 6 inches is usually your best bet............... they're telling what is the closest thing to the truth and are usually the best fucks because they're extra horny all the time from watching telemundo or court tv all day with their dog or cat

[hamdasl]

A couple more:
Five minutes = 2 hours
Freshen up = take a shit
Dinner & a movie = get laid

[alpha2117]

PNP = I want you to pay for my drugs
420 friendly = Bring me weed
Party Girl = Hopeless Drug Addict
No Rush = As long as you are a premature ejaculator you can take as long as you like
Independent = My Pimp is good at hiding
Passable = From 100 yards at midnight as long as it's not a full moon
No Hormones = Crossdresser
Last 2 days = I'm being evicted
Horse Hung = just like one of those tiny sea horses
Porn Star Experience = I'm coked up and can barely think right now

[alyssaluxor]

lolz are these even true? cant believe you guys let these happen
Ive only been visiting the western countries for few years so not much experience
In Asia if girls do these for sure theyll ran out of business or police knocking on their door

I think better research and read reviews and try to stick to well established and reviewed TS girls and youll never experienced these.

Or also leave reviews to girls to show whos authentic and not.