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02-22-2015 #1
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Sainthood
I've been thinking...
Usually, groups of people, firemen, policemen, candlestick makers, have a patron saint, so who do we have?
I know it's a bit presumptuous, and it's not like I've got tickets on meself or owt, but i'd like to put myself forward for the job...Saint Jericho of the Tranny Shaggers.
There'll be a little medal for your key-chains (maybe sponsored by grooby? kerchiiing!)
Anyway, I'm just about to write to my mate, the pope, tell him to get it sorted, but thought I'd grab some feedback first?
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02-22-2015 #2
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Do you also have a plastic figurine I can stick on my dashboard?...maybe a Jericho in a half shell, that Italian Tranny shaggers can put in their front yards.
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I think Old Nick's in charge of merchandising...Watch this space!
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You need at least three miracles...maybe a four hour erection?...or once was known to perform five times in one night?
"...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.
"...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.
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02-22-2015 #5
Re: Sainthood
I've got some bad news for you. To qualify for Sainthood, first you have to be dead. Still want to apply for the position?...
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02-22-2015 #6
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Saint Ambrose is the patron saint of perverts.
So maybe the position is filled
“There is nothing evil save that which perverts the mind and shackles the conscience.”
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This Ambrose geezer can go do one, greedy bastard, this is my gig!
Three miracles you say? I've been around a while. Why, I must have done at least two miracles last weekend (getting to the kharzi in time after that curry was a bit of miracle...tho not really tranny related)!
Dead...Ok, that's a bit of a stumbling block. Are you sure? Is there not a loophole or owt? Could i not just be really ill and come back three days later?
Granted, I'm a bit hazy on the mechanics, but are we all on the same page in principle?
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02-22-2015 #8
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All explained here.
http://people.howstuffworks.com/question619.htm
Of course, maybe it's possible to become a saint of a different religion, or you could just create your own religion and make up the rules?...
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Rules, schmules. They were made to be broken. Used to be you couldn't become Pope before you killed the old one. I think this new Francis guy might be ready to open some windows and air out his stuffy old house. Have you been there? It's like a museum in there!
"...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.
"...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.
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The process of becoming a Catholic saint is lengthy, often taking decades or centuries to complete.
But if it was *my* religion...I'm liking that idea!
I wouldn't even have to do anything.
Just employ a couple of profits to go around spreading the, er, love!
We're all agreed then?
I'll work out the details later but, trust me boys, communion's going to be fun!
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