Any jokes?

[martin48]

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[martin48]

For the season

[The Piper]

http://www.hdforums.com/articles/either-bike-goes/

[The Piper]

Two things you should know about me.....

1. My cock is the same lenth as two Argos pens.

2. I'm banned from Argos.

[sukumvit boy]

"We're The Millers" haircut scene.

[dderek123]

So I was going down on my grandma the other night, and I tasted horse semen.
I stopped for a second and thought to myself: is this how she died?

[buttslinger]

So I was going down on my grandma the other night, and I tasted horse semen.
I stopped for a second and thought to myself: is this how she died?

You revived this thread just to tell THAT joke??!!!!??? ha ha ha

Q) What do you do after eating bald pussy?
A) Put the diaper back on......

[spunktrumpet]

Newsflash: Searchers have just found the Wings for Malaysian Airlines flight MH370, unfortunately Mr & Mrs Wing have no idea of the whereabouts of the rest of the passengers.

[dderek123]

You revived this thread just to tell THAT joke??!!!!??? ha ha ha

Q) What do you do after eating bald pussy?
A) Put the diaper back on......

LOL I like dirty humor.

[dderek123]

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.
The little girl says "Mommy what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm... they are making cakes. now come on, we'll go to the Zoo"
At the Zoo, the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother "What are they doing?" And her mother replies with the same response, "They are making cakes. Thats it we're going home"
The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, weren't you?" Shocked, the Mother says, "What? How do you know?"
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."