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    The wife came out the bathroom after a shower stark naked and walked into the bedroom.
    She said to me "Babe shut the curtains, i don't want the neighbours to see me naked".
    "Don't worry" i replied "if the neighbours see you naked they'll shut their own fucking curtains!!!


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    What's the best thing about assfucking a tranny?

    When you reach around it feels like you've gone all the way through.


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    Billy Mays is in heaven partying like it's $19.99


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    A woman hears loud violent pounding and screaming coming from the apartment next door. She calls 911. When the police arrive at the door they too hear the horrible pounding, cries and screaming. They break down the door and find
















    a couple attemting to put together an IKEA bedroom set.


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    Trish, it might have been me...



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