Ninja or Dumbass?

[Amy Gray]

Yale.

And if you're coming I'm changing the sheets, heading to Boots for some lube and, given your predilection for garages, an industrial sized drum of swarfega.

To say nothing of the egg whisk, the flying helmet and the tin of molasses.....

Oh, you mean something like this.



Don't forget the dildo!

[robertlouis]

Oh, you mean something like this.



Don't forget the dildo!

Err, yes.

*Goes out to nail planks across the door*

What dildo? I won't need a dildo for what I'd like to do with your sweet little girly ass, Ms Gray....

[youngblood61]

I'd go with Ninja Amy!

[BBaggins06]

I voted ninja ... Can you find all the ninjas in my post?











Ps. It'll take a flock of ninjas to break into my back door though ....

[Odelay]

Many decades ago I worked within the broad field of lock manufacturing and sales. Along the way, a mentor showed me how easy it was to pick locks with a simple paper clip. It was a cool thing to learn. Kinda like learning to juggle 3 balls. Once you do it, you can't believe how easy it is.

All that said, I still voted ninja.

[Castor_Troy05]

A sweet assed ninja.

[Jericho]

First time i showed me mate how to bump key a lock, he didn't sleep for three days (he's got a log propped against the door now).
At least you didn't soil yourself, so Ninja!

[Wendy Summers]

"Trust me, you'd be surprised how easy it is to pick house locks. They're meant as more of a suggestion that people not break into your houses than a actual deterrent"

That might be your answer. You can never be absolutely secure. If the perps come in, kick them in the balls, and rub Wendy Summers sweaty panties in their eyes to blind them.

Please leave my sweaty taint out of this... by the way - I voted she's a dumbass.