Samoa airline to price tickets by passenger weight

[Dino Velvet]

I know it seems racist but they should only weigh the Samoans. 'Em some big fuckers. Hard heads too. No hate, just logic. Had one as a workout partner who was 5'10'' and 425 lbs and his earlobes and deltoids were fused together. Sounded like a sissy on the phone too.

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2...er-weight?lite

[GroobySteven]

I've advocated this for years. Here's my idea.

Passenger and bags step up to on-floor weigh machine, only seen by airline employee. Total weight is what you are charged.

Have a starting average weight for the ticket for baggage and passenger - say 200lb. Anything totaling above that in 10/20lb price hikes.

So someone weighing 120 could take 80lb of luggage for free. Someone weighing 180 gets 20lb of luggage and someone weighing 240 needs to pay for their 40lb over and luggage.

There should be "premium" seats at a premium price which are economy apart from being wide and having more belly room. These could have up to 400lb etc.

Grooby Airlines - putting the balls back into the cockpit!

[Dino Velvet]

I've advocated this for years. Here's my idea.

Passenger and bags step up to on-floor weigh machine, only seen by airline employee. Total weight is what you are charged.

Have a starting average weight for the ticket for baggage and passenger - say 200lb. Anything totaling above that in 10/20lb price hikes.

So someone weighing 120 could take 80lb of luggage for free. Someone weighing 180 gets 20lb of luggage and someone weighing 240 needs to pay for their 40lb over and luggage.

There should be "premium" seats at a premium price which are economy apart from being wide and having more belly room. These could have up to 400lb etc.

Grooby Airlines - putting the balls back into the cockpit!

On your airlines I still pay more than most but a massive discount compared to 2 years ago. A discount is a discount.

[Nikka]

I see some shemale pornstars paying expensive on that airline

[Dino Velvet]

I see some shemale pornstars paying expensive on that airline

[Prospero]

I always seem to end up next to people who are built like Samoans on long haul flights

So instead of a simple check-in, in future there'll be a weigh-in - like for a title fight.

[Dino Velvet]

I always seem to end up next to people who are built like Samoans on long haul flights

So instead of a simple check-in, in future there'll be a weigh-in - like for a title fight.

Hope they smelled like fresh pineapple and not like an old ham.

[Wendy Summers]

I see some shemale pornstars paying expensive on that airline

[nysprod]

I see some shemale pornstars paying expensive on that airline

Bada boom...

[StinkyPete1000]

I completely agree with this. Now, if only they started charging people for taking up two or three seats on the NYC subway...