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11-21-2012 #1
Before eating an ass, what tests must it pass
So you're about to get with a beautiful girl (transgendered or gg) or even guy, and you want to just furiously eat out their ass so you can get hard (a pre-requisite for me in most cases) You have them on the bed, on all fours, bent over. Their cheeks spread presenting their Love button. My question is what tests must pass before you eat their ass out?
For me it's pretty much 3 things
- Not Too Hairy - I don't mind some hair, the texture is interesting, but there is a visible limit to how much I can tolerate. Also too much stuble isn't ideal either
- Smells like clean ass - Now smelling perfect and smelling like a clean ass are two different things. There will always be an acceptable ass smell, even out the shower. I just want that smell to be that of a freshy washed asshole with some washing done a few inches below.
- doesn't have weird bumps or markings - Yeah, not eating or fucking if you have unidentifiable scars, bumps, or any such thing.
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11-21-2012 #2
Re: Before eating an ass, what tests must it pass
You basically just covered it all.
Even where GG's are concerned, I usually always insist on a rim job before sticking my dick in her brown-eye. I like to pop my finger in her bum afterward as an excuse to loosen 'er up first, and while that is a concern, my real intention is pulling it out and inspecting for pooey bits. If they end up on my finger, I'll pass on painting my condom brown. That's neither here nor there though.
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11-21-2012 #3
Re: Before eating an ass, what tests must it pass
If they gonna take a shit -- then I gotta quit.
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11-21-2012 #4
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11-21-2012 #5
Re: Before eating an ass, what tests must it pass
I don't do the finger test, most times after I eat the ass I can sense that they went the extra mile. I will poke my finger in but not inspect it afterwards, but I will note the smell.
Strange things assholes are, it can be a paradise or fresh hell.
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11-21-2012 #6
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11-21-2012 #7
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11-21-2012 #8
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Re: Before eating an ass, what tests must it pass
It would have to be clean, belong to Keira Knightley and she would have to ask.
I can't think of another circumstance under which I would agree to this.
Ok, maybe Grimes, too ("Vanessa", "Oblivion".). I love that chick.
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11-21-2012 #9
Re: Before eating an ass, what tests must it pass
it must be clean looking and smelling as well as waxed/shaven. when i'm going down, its easy to do a sniff test and visual inspection.
Let's face it...some women just look better with their clothes ON
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11-21-2012 #10
Re: Before eating an ass, what tests must it pass
I would not eat Grimes' ass, she looks way too..."Liberated" for that sort of thing.
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