Famous last words.

[plainBob]

Famous Last Words

"Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father." -- Darth Vader

"A-four and a-three and a-two and a-one..." -- Lawrence Welk

"Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff." -- NASA techie

"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."

"I eat guys like you for breakfast!" -- Jeffrey Dahmer

"Here I sit all broken-hearted..." -- Elvis Presley

"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- insect

"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"

"Dammit, Lizzie, get off your fat lazy ass and cut me some firewood!" -- Mr. Borden

"How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" -- Alex Trebek

"Yoko, why don't *you* try to sing one?"

"Took your parking space??? Well at least *I* didn't murder my wife and an innocent waiter!"

"Gotti, Schmotti -- Get the Hell off my lawn!"

Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.

Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.

I dunno, press the button and find out.

Hello, is anyone home?

Oops.

Don't worry, it's not contagious.

Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

He can't hear us, he's miles away

I'll be right back.

I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.

Don't worry, we outnumber them.

Hey, what the hell??!

Hey, what's that beeping sound?

I'm sure it's just the wind.

Of course it's safe!

No, this tribe is peaceful!

[lumberjack]

"Now here's what Sonny Bono did wrong" Can't remember which Kennedy said that.

[ian]

Those are great you guys.

I can even picture them being said.

[Friedrich_Nietzsche]

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[TomSelis]

Some real ones:

"Put out that damned Cigarrette!" Saki (H.H. Munroe during a trench raid during WWI)

"Waiting are they? Waiting are they? Well--let 'em wait." Ethan Allen when told the angels were waiting for him.

"That guy's got to stop. . . . He'll see us." James Dean

"I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record!" Dylan Thomas

"I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room." Eugene O'Neil

[hondarobot]

"Why on earth did I do that?"

British army commander Sir William Erskine, who had twice been confined to a "lunatic asylum", after throwing himself out of an upper story window in Lisbon, 1813.

In hindsight, it seems like a pretty bad call on Sir Williams part, but what ya gonna do? Kooky bastard.

[plainBob]

"Don't worry, it's not classified" Karl Rove

I just had to throw that one in.

[Canucklehead]

The last thing a RedNeck says before he dies: "Hey Guys, Watch This!!!"

[laoda8]

This was said by a guy in another forum in a similar thread and I thought it was funny.

"Look at what I almost did"

[woodywoodsac]

I wish I had worn a Condom (now I got infected and I'm HIV pos)