My laptop was stolen in Paris tonight

[Lovesex1]

Ok ok ok

[Laphroaig]

If the OP doesn't have answers to my "awkward questions", then, unless the CCTV backs him up, he'll have trouble when he reports the theft to the police, and if he uses that story to explain the loss of a work laptop to his employers, all I can say is...good luck with the job search...

[Stavros]

Did she have a big coq?

More likely coq au vin man saw this broad on the street of Paris (or Pantin if indeed it is Milla, lots of major firms are based in that suburb) and assuming she was a whore made an offer which she used to extract revenge for being insulted. The laptop if slim and chic like a Macbook could easily fit into a shoulder bag, as could a Rolex watch...

[EZWind]

Apologies, don't know where to put this thread, ...

...file it under live and learn
....a bitter pill to swallow, but an object lesson nonetheless
...rule number one when dealing w/ sex workers you don't know....never leave them alone w/ your stuff
...bet you never make that mistake again