Things You Should Know Before Dating a Transsexual

[disnug]

Revised!

1) Get used to her crazy ass friends! Yes, even the HOT MESS, early transitioning girl, that she used to live with....

2) Understand going in, that depending on her comfort and confidence levels, certain things you would never have thought about before, now take greater import.
Ie, vacation destinations, restaurants, RNC conventions (jkjk), clubs, bars, etc.

Some girls are super fishy, some not so much.
Her comfort level might not be up to "lounging at a beach resort, right in front of the swim up bar, while she is not using the "tube-sock-tuck" method.

3) Introduce her to your friends and family. Be proud to be with her.

4) Plan to purchase lots of lube!

5) Learn what the snap of hair extensions being removed, sounds like.

6) Understand that you WILL soon be watching Rupaul's D/R, and you will learn what a "Lace Front Wig" is.

7) Get ready for over the top Princess-eee stuff, Unicorn references, and the use/ abuse of pink as a decorative color.

Figure out which of her friends is out to screw:
A. You
or
B. Her.
Just to fuck up her relationship.

9) Learn how to deal with her (probably) having WAY more sexual partners in the past, than you thought was even remotely possible.

10) Never forget that most girls come with a small, uuber-cute, toy, puppy.

11) Learn what high end bags, shoes, and sun glasses are currently the "Must-HAVE" items. You WILL be buying ~something~ Might as well know what to get ....

& MOST IMPORTANTLY

12) Treat her like you would any other girl you date, JUST BETTER.

When you win their heart, they will treat you like a king. (at least my girl does)

Okay, I was going to write some funny shit, but it came out all serious.... kinda...

LOL

[Fitzcarraldo]

10) Never forget that most girls come with a small, uuber-cute, toy, puppy.

Whew! As long as it's not a cat. Or cats.

[fred41]

Whew! As long as it's not a cat. Or cats.

I've never known a transsexual with a cat.

...perhaps it's because cats outlive a short attention span...

[Wendy Summers]

I've never known a transsexual with a cat.

...perhaps it's because cats outlive a short attention span...

Don't make me drive to Queens and put you in your place mister...

[rbiller]

Great picture Wendy.

[Chaos]

Don't make me drive to Queens and put you in your place mister...

You spelled Pittsburgh wrong....and were talking to the wrong guy....and..and...whatever....start driving!

[kevvkfan]

Don't make me drive to Queens and put you in your place mister...

Wendy don't threaten a NY guy with a good time lol...and get to Queens soon...please!!!

[AustralopithecusAfarensi]

Revised!

Revised again, based on my (trans) sister.

1) Get used to her crazy ass friends! Yes, even the HOT MESS, early transitioning girl, that she used to live with....

The crazy ass friends would include a couple of guys who blow things up for entertainment, and the guy who has an early model Cray super-computer in his basement. There's more, but you get the idea. There was also the early transitioning woman who had landlord problems, so my sister rented space in her house to her. She broke the dishwasher and moved out. You won't be seeing much of her.

2) Understand going in, that depending on her comfort and confidence levels, certain things you would never have thought about before, now take greater import.

Like the fact that she once lost her temper and threw a cast iron engine block through a window.

Her comfort level might not be up to "lounging at a beach resort, right in front of the swim up bar, while she is not using the "tube-sock-tuck" method.

She just spent a week at the beach. Seriously, who's going to fuck with her?

3) Introduce her to your friends and family. Be proud to be with her.

Or else.

4) Plan to purchase lots of lube!

She's my sister. Please don't tell me how much lube you plan to purchase.

5) Learn what the snap of hair extensions being removed, sounds like.

You will never, ever learn what the snap of hair extensions being removed sounds like.

6) Understand that you WILL soon be watching Rupaul's D/R, and you will learn what a "Lace Front Wig" is.

You will soon be learning what black box radiation is, why it's fundamental to statistical thermodynamics, and how it is used in the design of automotive engines.

7) Get ready for over the top Princess-eee stuff, Unicorn references, and the use/ abuse of pink as a decorative color.

Get ready for lots of kayaking and paddle boarding.

Figure out which of her friends is out to screw:
A. You
or
B. Her.
Just to fuck up her relationship.

I don't think any of her friends ever did this. If they did, they didn't survive long enough for me to find out about them.

9) Learn how to deal with her (probably) having WAY more sexual partners in the past, than you thought was even remotely possible.

Once again, she's my sister. Don't tell me about this.

10) Never forget that most girls come with a small, uuber-cute, toy, puppy.

She comes with three rolling toolboxes stuffed full of tools (one of the toolboxes is taller than I am), a milling machine, and a MIG welder, all of which she lets me use. BEST SISTER EVER!

11) Learn what high end bags, shoes, and sun glasses are currently the "Must-HAVE" items. You WILL be buying ~something~ Might as well know what to get ....

A dishwasher. She needs a new dishwasher.

12) Treat her like you would any other girl you date, JUST BETTER.

Because she's my sister. And also the bit about throwing objects that are as heavy as you are through the window.

I have another relative who's starting her transition, and she's completely different from both my sister and the woman disnug is dating. See the OP's earlier comment about everybody being different.

[jennieh]

Wendy,

I've always considered you the thinking man's lady.

[Jericho]

Revised!

1) Get used to her crazy

Coulda just stopped there, really!