I'm the new guy on here why you'll hating on me for

[DRAVEN007]

worry about ts's damn get off my dick word you'll talk mad shit about a nigga right, but if i caught one of you'll on the street i would fuck one of you'll up then you'll be snitchin to the cops.Word i dont get on the web and talk shit about ppl i see u in the street i'm gonna fuck u up but this goes out to everyone hating on me on the web all the internet computer thugs stop saying my name at your mouth. Word stop the hate we all one in the same u smell and i'm a pro at this aint no rookie word

[GroobySteven]

Shut the fuck up you sad sack of shit and stop asking dumbass questions on why we're giving you shit when you come on here threatening people.

Shut up or fuck off. I called this one well early.
seanchai

[msnaughtygirl4uu]

opcorn

[goldtop]

'Word stop the hate we all one in the same u smell and i'm a pro at this aint no rookie word'

splendid.

[BeardedOne]

Uh...Can somebody translate please.

[DRAVEN007]

how much time do you'll got on your hands dont worry about me worry about something else damn you'll really have nothin to do i dont play computer games with you'll this is a joke to me you'll is nobody i'm gonna say it one more time GET OFF MY DICK you'll must have no money or bitches to worry about me this funny do more important stuff with your time word

[greenkb]

how much time do you'll got on your hands dont worry about me worry about something else damn you'll really have nothin to do i dont play computer games with you'll this is a joke to me you'll is nobody i'm gonna say it one more time GET OFF MY DICK you'll must have no money or bitches to worry about me this funny do more important stuff with your time word

Isn't it amazing how much babel fish and all those other internet translators totally fuck up the English language. DRAVEN007, bit of advice, go back to school and do English 101 before you start posting on here. Then again, perhaps you're still in school and therefore you need to leave cos this forum is for GROWN UPS!!

[dgtlmstry]

opcorn LMFAO!!!

[DRAVEN007]

keep saying my name keep saying my name look how many post i'm gettin you'll love look at all the attention i'm gettin someone really upset and it aint me this is fun keep posting gettin my name out in the forum tha more u post tha more name get out there more attention more attention

[DJ_Asia]

Where's June Cleaver when you need her?!?

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Together: Col' got to be! Yo! How true!
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Attendant: Can I get you something?
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Attendant: I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman #1: Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attendant: Ohhhh, good.
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Jiveman #2: What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
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