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    Default Cop caught masterbating in squad car



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    Default Re: Cop caught masterbating in squad car

    Is anybody really surprised?



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    Default Re: Cop caught masterbating in squad car

    He's actually kind of lucky. He got "Misconduct in Office" if it had been anyone other than a police officer, this probably would have been considered a sex offence, and he'd have had to register as a sex offender.


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    Default Re: Cop caught masterbating in squad car

    Quote Originally Posted by JenniferParisHusband View Post
    He's actually kind of lucky. He got "Misconduct in Office" if it had been anyone other than a police officer, this probably would have been considered a sex offence, and he'd have had to register as a sex offender.

    That's probably a misdemeanor crime in most jurisdictions, like indecent exposure.
    I double he'd have to ever register as a sex offender for masturbating INSIDE his squad car.

    If he's doing in on a bench inside a mall for public view, that's different.

    The reason this is even a story is because he got caught jerking while he was still on the clock.



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