Imagine a movie about cannibal t-girls that have to feed off twink cocks to survive!

[RallyCola]

I considered posting the details of the parties with the 14 year old boys, but the authorities here warned me about those kind of jokes already.
I can only guess what the tab would be for a dinner party of eight at a really high priced restaurant.

why would you need to go to a high priced restaurant. you could entertain that age of guest with hot pockets and dr. pepper.

[buttslinger]

Thanks for the small glimpses into your mind, RC, you serve as a fine example for what happens to guys who stare at too much porn. You might want to call your Mother and have a real conversation with her, maybe over dinner. Try to imagine her naked.

[RallyCola]

Thanks for the small glimpses into your mind, RC, you serve as a fine example for what happens to guys who stare at too much porn. You might want to call your Mother and have a real conversation with her, maybe over dinner. Try to imagine her naked.

you are the one having cum guzzling parties with kids. that's just wrong...unless you are a catholic priest.

[buttslinger]

you are the one having cum guzzling parties with kids. that's just wrong...unless you are a catholic priest.

You don't have to have sex with kids to take a walk on the wild side, RC, but we were all kids once, we sprang from our mother's dilated vaginas, we suckled at our mother's engorged breasts. Maybe if you had a serious conversation with your mother over grilled cheese sandwiches and milk, you could discuss her sex life and maybe get a better insight into your own porn fixation. If you feel uncomfortable talking sex with your mom, please know that yes, she is your mom, but she's also a woman....with breasts, a clit, and fantasies just like yours. Try to imagine her soft breasts, with your blood running through them, your perfect match. I'm not saying you should resort to incest, just broaden your horizons a bit. Your Dad did.

[RallyCola]

while it might be interesting fan fiction for you to sit there and explore your oedipal emotions vicariously through me as you continue with the to talk about mothers...a concept you took exception to when i pointed out that you are loser who lives at home...its not a good look. imagine what you could come up with if you weren't a lemming and had an original thought.

[buttslinger]

while it might be interesting fan fiction for you to sit there and explore your oedipal emotions vicariously through me as you continue with the to talk about mothers...a concept you took exception to when i pointed out that you are loser who lives at home...its not a good look. imagine what you could come up with if you weren't a lemming and had an original thought.

Ha ha ha, I'm just fuckin wit cha man!! I thought New Yorkers could take as good as they gave!!
I'm not saying you're a loser, I'm just saying that planting your shaft into the hot moist cave of your creation would have to be at least three of four times greater than sucking the cock of some tranny whore, wouldn't you agree? You sprang from her flesh. What better flesh for you to feast on?
If you're a fan of porn, and I think you are, what better porno could exist for you than an incest romp with mommy? I guarantee you'd play that one over and over. Even if you have to slip her a roofie, at least then you wouldn't have to wear a rubber.
As far as "yo mama" remarks, please up your game from calling me a lemming. Are you sure you're from New York?

[buttslinger]

In formal dining, a full course dinner can consist of 5, 6, 8, 10, 12, or 16 courses, and, in its extreme form, has been known to have twenty-one courses. In these more formalized dining events, the courses are carefully planned to complement each other gastronomically. The courses are smaller and spread out over a long evening, up to three, four or five hours, and follow conventions of menu planning that have been established over many years. Most courses (excluding some light courses such as sorbets) in the most formal full course dinners are usually paired with a different wine, beer, liqueur, or other spirit.

[buttslinger]

For guys like RallyCola, whose tastes lean toward the adolescent, warm breast milk formula may be more exciting than a throat full of hot tranny cum, or even 10 inches up the butt. Nothing can take the place of a boy's love for his Mother, eh, Rally? No Mother wants to see her son mature as a wise ass punk sitting at the computer she bought him for Christmas with his pants around his ankles and his hand round his dick. Talk to your Mother, Rally. Let her hold you close to her breast as you confess all.

[buttslinger]

I've always been cheap when it comes to food, clipping coupons or looking for sale items.
My crack whore girlfriend and I would go through the drive-thru window at McDonalds and then go buy a thousand dollars worth of crack.
My most exotic dish has probably been frog legs, my most expensive bottle of wine was a Dom Perignon.
I have to say the food I ate in Europe was head and shoulders above what you get in the States, a beer in Germany, or a cold cut sandwich in Switzerland was a real experience.
I know I'll never do it, but I fantasize about a group of 4-6 people who would meet on occasion for a multi-course dinner, followed by some kind of novel sexual event. One glaring reason I won't go through with it is because I can't really cook.
There are hundreds of food dishes I've never tried, and hundreds of drinks, because I always play it safe.
I can't even get on Fetlife.