New Statue of Satan in Detroit

[buttslinger]

It's not well known to the general public, but there is the PG Rated bible that you buy at the bookstore, kid friendly, and then there are more guarded secret copies of ancient religious writings in which the snake was the sexual awakening in adolescence.
In these copies Jesus is much more critical of the Romans, who he called homos, and the Samaritans, who he made jokes about. He was also more vocal on the Jews being the chosen people, and all the other people were a bunch of pigs.