Are You A Tranny?

[Brittany St Jordan]

I was asked “hi how are u, are u tranny? i mean first were a boy?” through a message on my blog. The short answer to the first part is yes, I'm a tranny. Leaving it short and simple like that though leaves so much for interpretation. I would really dislike for anyone to read that without getting a full understanding of why I say that I'm a tranny and how I'm able to do so with such enthusiastic pride.

I have so much tranny pride that, like most people who really like something, have a tattoo to celebrate it. It's the one on my right forearm of a Celtic design and when read from the wrist down to the elbow, reads tranny. Easiest viewed when my arm is vertical flipping someone off. This piece of eternal artwork was designed by me when a friend said “let's go get inked tomorrow” and so we did. Another great example of my tranny pride is my old license plates that were Marine Corps themed with TG&PRD stamped on it. For those of you in the backseats, it means transgender and proud. As it's quite easy to see, I have a ton of pride in who I am and the choices I made to get here. So whenever I hear someone whining about “don't call me a tranny” my only thought is “Who pissed in your cheerios?”

Tranny is a word, just like billions of other words, except some people have learned to take offense to it's use for no good reason at all. It's even been said that it's the new “N” word. No it's not and I can prove it. Tranny is short for transgender, as in every gender identity under the umbrella, and to most people it's simply a word used for discussing a particular group of people. Like dogs are doggies and cats are kitties, transgender people are trannies. There is no inherent demeaning quality to the word tranny when being used to describe a particular group of people within society. Now, there are people who are just mean and hate everything, including doggies, kitties and trannies. Because of these few, and I mean like odds of winning the lottery in ten states on the same night few, people use the word tranny in a derogatory manner in no way means that every person who uses tranny is being mean. Now try and refer to the the word nigger as niggies and you'll quickly see how far tranny is from being the new “N” word.

There's also the argument that the word tranny only describes transgender people in the sex industry. Somehow being referred to by a word used in porn makes it yucky and can make people feel bad. First off all, for oh thee who want equality, just what in the ever loving fuck makes you feel bad because the word tranny is used in porn. Are you somehow holier than those adults who choose to work in adult entertainment as a viable career choice? Are people in porn somehow beneath you? Guess what, they also use the words cunt and asshole in porn as well. Which do you think is more applicable? Unlike your narrow-minded view on life, tranny is fully equal opportunity compliant without personal bias of the life choices of anyone within the tranny community.

This pretty much sums up the first part of the question. Now let's dive on in to the “Were you a boy?” portion of today's discussion. Surprise, surprise I was indeed born as a boy. I even have the DNA to prove it. This is one of those areas where a lot of people get really pissed off when someone refers to the gender of their birth. Why? Because no matter what a piece of paper says what or how many surgeries anyone has, there's no denying what the DNA says. What this means is that yes, we were all born with the genetic means to carry on our evolutionary abilities by developing working reproductive systems. Some people were born with penises and some were born vaginas. The terms boy and girl simply refer to who gets to do what in the act of having sex. Sexual capabilities, however, don't define the gender identity of anybody. Gender has nothing to do with what is between the legs. It have everything to do with what's between the ears. (your brain)

Being born with a particular set of genitals has no effect on how I interact with the world around me. The mannerisms, the voice, the clothing and everything that do to be feminine is done so because I like being effeminate. It's how I perceive myself in my mind and that projects outwardly to the world around me. When learning to walk in heels it was my mind that I was using to concentrate on getting it right. Not once did my cock chime in “Cross your fucking ankles you clumsy bitch!” Gender and all of the intricacies that make it what is are simply millions of synapses firing off in our reptilian brains. Meanwhile what's in our underwear is going “I wanna fuck!!!”

At one time I was all about gender equality and I quickly discovered those at the top of the equality tree only give a shit about money and pity. It's very much a “Holy fuck the world hates us. Send us money and we can fix it” sort of thing. After seeing the same faces telling the same sad stories over and over again I bailed. Nobody ever told me I couldn't do anything because I'm a tranny. No public lynchings when I told my family. Some are out of my life but is having to fit into someone else's idea of life worth giving up my own? Not a fucking chance. Friends, still have great ones and the not so great are not in my life. The quickest way to find out who really loves you is to be who you want to be when looking in the mirror. That's the only person I always make sure is happy.

There was no needing anybody's permission to live my life. With the freedom to live my life also come the freedom for others to perceive certain things about me. Dude in a dress. Boy with tits. Fag. Or any other punchline to a late night comedy skit their frazzled mind can conjure up while jerking off to my porn. I have to allow people to have the freedom to have their own beliefs and ideas. Whether they are spot on or in the next universe those views are theirs and in no way impact how I perceive myself. And quite frankly the joke about no chicks with dicks, only guys with boobs is pretty fucking funny. Humor is a great thing.

Somewhere along the line the tranny world turned into this militia of angry disenfranchised people who lost to ability to laugh. People are preaching about trans rights this and trans rights that and yet they completely neglect trans humor. Yes, people do have the inherent right of free speech to joke about anything. Nothing is ever too much but choosing your audience is definitely key to what jokes should be told. That being said, I'm pretty sure a lot of the people who get butt hurt over tranny jokes laugh their asses off at racial and ethnic humor on the same TV shows and movies that are making tranny jokes. And if they laugh at no jokes it's most likely because they're emotionless sociopaths waiting to crack and take out a screening of the new Ted movie. Are these really the people anyone should be taking social cues from?

I often get asked “What are you?” and I reply “A tranny” to which I get “Yea I know that. But what kind?” Somewhere in the depths of the tranny world is the great chart of trannies and it categorically separates them into neat little bundles of tranny joy based up nothing more than a bunch of superficial bullshit. It's like the tranny Pokemon evolution from crossdresser to transsexual and all you have to do reach that pinnacle of tranny greatness is keep doing the same stupid shit people have been doing for the last twenty years. Here's all the chart needs. Do you enjoying presenting yourself as the gender opposite of the one assigned to you at birth? Yes, you do? Congratulations, you're tranny.

It's really that simple. Yet it gets all kinds of convoluted with nonsensical stuff like wearing wigs, how often one does it, how many people know, and of course the more one hates their own genitals the greater their tranny power is. For some unknown reason someone out there got the idea that to live life as a woman they must sacrifice their genitalia to the great tranny spirits of social conformity. To which I promptly call bullshit. For people who really feel like it's their only choice, their life is theirs to live. For me though, nope, no way, and fuck right off. I actually like my body parts and I'm quite happy to keep all of them.

I understand cosmetic surgery like boobs or some work on the face if people feel it will make their life better. After these kinds of surgeries everything still functions they way it did before. The idea of destroying a perfectly good cock to make it into a counterfeit pussy just baffles me. I just don't have that kind of hatred towards my cock or my balls. There is no guilt or shame tucking them into a pair of panties and going about my life. There is nothing that ever makes me look in the mirror and think “An inside out cock shoved inside of body would make a great pussy.” It all goes back to the between the ears and not legs thing. I get it that people have guilt and shame, some may not even realize it, that has give them a huge dislike of their natural body. That somehow having what they were born with in their panties makes them less of a person by presenting as the gender of their choice. Which is total bullshit.

To me it's on par with anyone who does self harm in anyway due to anxiety and pent up frustration. To anyone who that may apply to – You're beautiful just the way are. There are plenty of people in the world that love you for who you are just the way you are. There's no shame in being true to your heart and doing whatever brings the most happiness into your life. Love and accept yourself for who you are and the world will shine that love right back to you. It may sound like some hippy dippy bullshit but it's also very fucking true.

So what kind of tranny am I? Let's see, I have a shaved head, wear wigs and like dressing up to perform for people. Could be a drag queen. I also lift weights and enjoying being physically fit. Could be a crossdresser. I have breast implants and also a letter F on my driver's license. Now were getting into the transsexual area. I always have my nails done, walk and talk feminine, and consider glitter to be a fashion accessory. Yes, we finally got, I'm a fucking princess. The point is that no one thing makes me one tranny variation or any other. It's all about what I see when I look at myself naked in the mirror and to me that's a beautiful woman.

The whole thing with gender is that for so long there were only two options, male and female. Other than that there were gay men and tomboys. Well, now fuck, that means if a boy wears feminine clothes then she automatically wants to suck dick? Not even fucking close. I have this silly notion that the T should be dropped from LGBT. I know, fucking ludicrous, right? The thing is LGB is great for sexual identities of who wants to fuck who. The T, which is gender identity, can mean people fit either of the first three or none at all. Not once has anyone answered the question of “What's your sexual preference?” with “I want to be a girl.” Who I want to fuck has nothing to do with the clothes I wear.

Sure presenting as any gender will attract sexual attention but that in no way means the feeling has to be reciprocated. Just as gender identities have infinite possibilities so do sexual ones as well. I'm just glad there aren't fifty different ones to choose from on Facebook. It also opens the door for sexual exploration to find out if there is something out there we might enjoy and have yet to try. An example of this would be if person A finds person B attractive and for the sake of this example we'll say A is a straight guy and B is a sexy hot tranny. Things happen and both people enjoy their time together does this make person B gay?

Well, lets look at some basic math. Straight guys like real working pussies. Straight girls like cock. So sex between two straight people would be cock plus pussy. Likewise pussy plus pussy equals lesbian and finally, cock plus cock definitely equals gay. Now does enjoying tranny cock instantly turn someone into being gay? Well, is being gay a negative thing? If yes, you're a shallow prick and need to quit being such a douchebag. If no, then who fucking cares and have fun. The point is Mr A may not be completely gay but he sure as fuck is no longer completely straight either. Welcome to the wonderful of bi-sexuality.

When it comes to this whole tranny situation too many people these days are all caught up in either “OMG, I'm offended” or “OMG, I like dick” (or pussy depending on the situation) instead of simply enjoying the life given to them. This why I love being a tranny. I get to enjoy a life so amazingly beautiful that most people only dream of. I get to interact with people as myself instead of a shell of person trying to fit into society. There was no granting of permission or guidebook given to me. I went outside of my comfort zone and made the choices to become who I am. Lots of smiles and tons of tears went into creating the fabulous mess held together by pantyhose and glitter. I've made a lot of great friends and met a lot of interesting people, some scary motherfuckers too, all because I'm a fucking tranny. The next time someone is making tranny jokes let them know it's because they're jealous that they don't look nearly as hot when prancing around in their wife's panties when she's out of town.

To answer the question of “hi how are u, are u tranny? i mean first were a boy?” Yes, I'm a tranny and yes I was a boy but now I've evolved into a unicorn.

[livepersona]

Wait a minute....you're a Tranny and a Unicorn? Now I'm really confused!

[FunwithmyCanon]

What a wonderfully written and beautiful explanation of something you make sound so simple, yet invariably will continue to confuse the majority. Bonus points for slipping in several subtle (and no so subtle) references anyone with an appreciation of sarcasm and irony can stand up and applaud. I bet you could find someone here to make buisness cards with a link to these truths embossed over a picture of a unicorn, then you could hand each idiot who questions you one before smacking them upside the back of the head.

[michelle28bc1]

I am a tranny too and I love my cock yay! lol

[michelle28bc1]

Oh and Brittany why you shave you head instead of having long hair? lol

[LovinThaTSLadiez]

That was beautiful, @Brittany St Jordan. I feel the exact same way on all points. You literally explained my entire opinion on the subject. Thanks for that insightful post.


Edit: Oh yeah, as far as the use of the word "tranny", I haven't been using it because I don't want to offend anyone. Your explanation makes perfect sense though. However, I will leave the debate on whether or not people should use the word up to those of you that are a part of the transgender community. Again, I never want to offend anyone.

[Plaything]

Every now and then someone drops a little glitter encased logic-bomb, and completely justifies the time I waste here.

Thanks Brittany.

And.

'Boom'

x

[teddy2906]

This my first post and can I say what a great piece of writing. All people are individuals and should be able to express themselves without fear or rejection. The bias and distortion based on ignorance is so common in the world. Can I also say that reading your post it also highlights behind the appearances and expectations are bright shinning people, with intellect substance and above all feelings. Does "tranny" or "Pornstar" conjure up two dimensional stereotypes? You bet. I wouldn't be viewing HA if it didn't tililate and excite. But having met and spent time with Transexual people one knows they have the human heart and travel a great but also difficult road, not by real chance, but by a choice to be who they really are. And as unicorns people like Brittany are beautiful and rare. Thank you for the excellent post!

[nysprod]

Well, if you're a tranny, i guess that makes me a cissy lol

[GroobySteven]

Excellent.