Sainthood

[Stavros]

Will there be a fridge magnet? No fridge magnet, no adulation.

[Laphroaig]

I'm voting to have the communion wine changed to whisky. It is after all "the water of life".
I'm sure there's sponsorship opportunities there as well.

Trish, I haven't seen the Vatican or even been to Rome yet. They are on my too see list but I'm not sure I could be bothered with the queues to enter the Vatican.
Jericho's "spiritual home" might displace it on the list...

[Jericho]

Well St.Stavros, as old nick's no longer in the loop, I'll leave you in charge of merchandising...You want fridge magnets, have at it!

St.Laphroaig, personally, I would have gone with Vodka, but....
Maybe dispensed from a statue of Our Lady, Trish the Divine, of the Divine, er, Diviness.

St.Fred...Beer and Smokes?

[Jericho]

Jericho's "spiritual home" might displace it on the list...

I'm thinking pilgrimages to Thailand and Brazil?

[fred41]

Well St.Stavros, as old nick's no longer in the loop, I'll leave you in charge of merchandising...You want fridge magnets, have at it!

St.Laphroaig, personally, I would have gone with Vodka, but....
Maybe dispensed from a statue of Our Lady, Trish the Divine, of the Divine, er, Diviness.

St.Fred...Beer and Smokes?

You got it boss...consider me your disciple...gonna go out and spread your word now.

[martin48]

It's all here -
How to Become a Saint in the Catholic Church for Dummies

http://www.dummies.com/how-to/conten...ic-church.html


You could go for beatification first - only one miracle. Surely you can manage that.



Being dead is essential but you try for the Odor of Sanctity:The body of the saint exudes a sweet aroma, like roses!


It's going to be tricky.

[Laphroaig]

I'm thinking pilgrimages to Thailand and Brazil?

You're going about this the wrong way round, get it right and the pilgrims will come to you. Of course you may need a few volunteers to "screen" them first before allowing them into your presence.

[martin48]

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[trish]

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[Jericho]

You're going about this the wrong way round, get it right and the pilgrims will come to you. Of course you may need a few volunteers to "screen" them first before allowing them into your presence.

Ya said spiritual home...Fuck me, they'd have to be devoted to want to come to this shithole!

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Mother Fucking Superior ...Ok, another sainthood on the way.
Smart move, get in on the ground floor!

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I'm feeling the love, my dove!
Would you like Sainthood or Mother Fucking Superior hood?



Now this is more like it.
None of that dying, waiting around or smelling like hedge clippings nonsense!