Sainthood

[Jericho]

I've been thinking...

Usually, groups of people, firemen, policemen, candlestick makers, have a patron saint, so who do we have?

I know it's a bit presumptuous, and it's not like I've got tickets on meself or owt, but i'd like to put myself forward for the job...Saint Jericho of the Tranny Shaggers.

There'll be a little medal for your key-chains (maybe sponsored by grooby? kerchiiing!)

Anyway, I'm just about to write to my mate, the pope, tell him to get it sorted, but thought I'd grab some feedback first?

[fred41]

Do you also have a plastic figurine I can stick on my dashboard?...maybe a Jericho in a half shell, that Italian Tranny shaggers can put in their front yards.

[Jericho]

I think Old Nick's in charge of merchandising...Watch this space!

[trish]

You need at least three miracles...maybe a four hour erection?...or once was known to perform five times in one night?

[Laphroaig]

I've got some bad news for you. To qualify for Sainthood, first you have to be dead. Still want to apply for the position?...

[martin48]

Saint Ambrose is the patron saint of perverts.

So maybe the position is filled

“There is nothing evil save that which perverts the mind and shackles the conscience.”

[Jericho]

This Ambrose geezer can go do one, greedy bastard, this is my gig!
Three miracles you say? I've been around a while. Why, I must have done at least two miracles last weekend (getting to the kharzi in time after that curry was a bit of miracle...tho not really tranny related)!
Dead...Ok, that's a bit of a stumbling block. Are you sure? Is there not a loophole or owt? Could i not just be really ill and come back three days later?

Granted, I'm a bit hazy on the mechanics, but are we all on the same page in principle?

[Laphroaig]

All explained here.

http://people.howstuffworks.com/question619.htm

Of course, maybe it's possible to become a saint of a different religion, or you could just create your own religion and make up the rules?...

[trish]

Rules, schmules. They were made to be broken. Used to be you couldn't become Pope before you killed the old one. I think this new Francis guy might be ready to open some windows and air out his stuffy old house. Have you been there? It's like a museum in there!

[Jericho]

All explained here.

http://people.howstuffworks.com/question619.htm

Of course, maybe it's possible to become a saint of a different religion, or you could just create your own religion and make up the rules?...

Rules, schmules. They were made to be broken.

The process of becoming a Catholic saint is lengthy, often taking decades or centuries to complete.

I'm starting to feel that I haven't entirely thought this through...I was thinking more like, "end of the month" kinda thing!

But if it was *my* religion...I'm liking that idea!
I wouldn't even have to do anything.
Just employ a couple of profits to go around spreading the, er, love!
We're all agreed then?
I'll work out the details later but, trust me boys, communion's going to be fun!