Reverse Reviews

[buckeye0424]

I always see guys post reviews of escorts that they have seen, but id love to hear some stories from the girls perspective. I think it could definitely help a lot of guys see how to act when seeing an escort in the future, and provide some good stories.

So how about it girls? What are some of your best and worst experiences with clients?

[saifan]

Be clean, be polite, be generous. Not that hard.

[buckeye0424]

I wasnt posting this for the advice as much as for stories girls might have for people they've met with. Funny hookups, weird guys, guys that ended up being very attractive, etc.

[Ms.Stepford]

One time I went to see a new client who lived in a church he was caretaker of, and he turned out to be a crack smoker who didn't have any money. It was pretty much the worst, and I had to spend the whole night there waiting to get paid while he smoked crack and stared off into the darkness. He couldn't even get hard because of the crack, and his dick actually looked like it would have been pretty nice. I had to contemplate stealing a shitty bike and riding it home in heels through slush.

A few days later he offered me 80 bucks for a threesome with his unattractive girlfriend. He emails me once every few weeks with similar offsets that are easy to turn down. Lat one said "okay, so I love you." I never reply.

[buckeye0424]

That sounds awful. Id definitely be pretty nervous to do outcalls for reasons like this. My biggest fear is that the girl wont be able to get hard for me, not the other way around lol.

[Ms.Stepford]

I managed to get it up, despite being very uncomfortable with the crack smoking.

He kept taking hits and exhaling them with my cock in his mouth.

[RallyCola]

Be clean, be polite, be generous. Not that hard.

umm...what's the point of seeing an escort if you can only be "not that hard"

i would think you need to be able to get and maintain a boner if you were paying good money for it unless you are a power bottom.

[buckeye0424]

Good for you that you could still get it up, I doubt I would have been able to in that situation. Hopefully he atleast knew what he was doing with it once it was in his mouth so that you got something good out of the whole situation lol