Man charged with ejaculating into female co-worker's coffee.

[jelqmaster]

Plot twist, he had HIV.

[jamesedwards]

"She had originally thought that the foul-smelling coffee, an ongoing issue, was due to spoiled milk."

Pretty accurate, just not the kind of milk she thought!

Ummmmmmm I don't do coffee but if you smell something spoil one would still drink it? I don't even do cows milk either, but dam I know if I smell something wrong not to drink it.

Now if a sexy big dick TGirl wanted to skeet (___)_)IIIIIIIIIIIIIIID~~~~ off into my drink I would let her, stir it up and drink it in front of her and let the games begin LOL
Oh I have done the pancake cum thingy, TGirl came in the pancake batter and I made the pancakes with her cum in it and we all ate the pancakes, now that was fun!

[lifeisfiction]

Ummmmmmm I don't do coffee but if you smell something spoil one would still drink it? I don't even do cows milk either, but dam I know if I smell something wrong not to drink it.

Now if a sexy big dick TGirl wanted to skeet (___)_)IIIIIIIIIIIIIIID~~~~ off into my drink I would let her, stir it up and drink it in front of her and let the games begin LOL
Oh I have done the pancake cum thingy, TGirl came in the pancake batter and I made the pancakes with her cum in it and we all ate the pancakes, now that was fun!

James your freakiness knows no bounds lol. Cum pancakes, now that's new.

[jamesedwards]

James your freakiness knows no bounds lol. Cum pancakes, now that's new.

LOL I am a freaky motha fucka, I try all types of wild shit that the average person wouldn't. and funny thing is I say I will try it and my ass end up liking the dam shit LOL

Man don't you know I did that shit like three more times, with banana pancakes and blueberry, I made myself LOL Yo my Domme she likes makeing me doing freak shit, so she had bottled water and poured it into a glass and the TGirl came in it and her cum looked like a cloud of smoke, my Domme GG grabbed me by the neck and slapped the shit out of me and told me "drink that cum you bitch ass cock sucka". she poured it down my throat and there was nothing to it. The TGirl said " bitch ass dog, I bet you love the taste of my cum didn't you"? LOL and she slapped me in the face with her 9 inch dick and left cum on the side of my face LOL I tell ya my GG Domme sets me up in a good way LOL

[canihavu]

Da fuck????????????????

[SheWantsTheD]

The woman noticed a strong odor around her desk, picked up her coffee and noticed that it smelled, too, the charges said. She had originally thought that the foul-smelling coffee, an ongoing issue, was due to spoiled milk.

The strong odor thing seems fishy to me. Since when does fresh cum have a strong odor? The smell of sex is strong, not fresh semen. For it to smell like spoiled milk it would have to be at least a few hours old.
Had this woman not been to her desk in a few days? Had a cleaner not cleaned up a previous ejaculate that was still staining her desk? Is she lying? Did anybody else witness the confrontation? Why was the defendant so quick to admit to being guilty? Who knows, what if he actually came inside a condom and this woman got hold of it and poured its sour contents into her own coffee just so she'd have the DNA evidence?

[Jericho]

The strong odor thing seems fishy to me. Since when does fresh cum have a strong odor? The smell of sex is strong, not fresh semen. For it to smell like spoiled milk it would have to be at least a few hours old.
Had this woman not been to her desk in a few days? Had a cleaner not cleaned up a previous ejaculate that was still staining her desk? Is she lying? Did anybody else witness the confrontation? Why was the defendant so quick to admit to being guilty? Who knows, what if he actually came inside a condom and this woman got hold of it and poured its sour contents into her own coffee just so she'd have the DNA evidence?

I doubt he was standing over desk having a wank, was he!
He must have been saving it up.

[bimale69]

Ewwwwww.