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12-01-2018 #1
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Bad Sex Writing Awards 2018
Every year the Literary Review selects from new novels the scenes which it judges to be examples of “the most egregious passage of sexual description in a work of fiction”. There is a link to the article with extracts from the candidates, but these two from the same source occasioned much laughter-
“I yearned again for the cogs of her Iron Maiden to grind my glans around inside her like an opera singer with a mouth lozenge.”
“Empty my tanks,” I’d begged breathlessly, as once more she began drawing me deep inside her pleasure cave. Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. Soon I was locked in, balls deep, ready to be ground down by the enamelled pepper mill within her"
(Scoundrels, "Major Victor Cornwall and Major Arthur St John Trevelyan”),
https://www.theguardian.com/books/20...-bad-sex-award
https://www.theguardian.com/books/20...ders-in-quotes
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12-01-2018 #2
Re: Bad Sex Writing Awards 2018
Need Sarah Millican to read them out...
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