50 Easy Questions to Ask Any Republican...

[specialk]

I am tired of even trying to be a republican or a democrat... I hate all of em almost as much as I hate religion...

I think its ok for whoever to get married ...LEFT

I agree with the death penalty in some cases... RIGHT

I would prefer a national sales tax, income tax pisses me off .... ummm???

I think child predators and sex offenders should be fed to wolves... RIGHT??

I think growing your own marjuana in small amounts for personal use should be legal ( although I dont care for pot ) ... LEFT

I am so against thousands and thousands of people living in project housing, having unwanted children that tax payers support while at the same time selling or using drugs and driving expensive SUVs... Govenment aid should be for the really needy... RIGHT!

I believe in a perfect world instead of a welfare or unemployment office handing out free money, they should evaluate the applicants better... if they are found to be able bodied but unwilling to work then they should have 2 options... option one... get the fuck out of this office. Option two... get on the truck parked in the back of this building and you will be assigned a rake, lawnmower, trash bag, paint brush and you will work for the county and be payed minimum wage for a days work... if you drink, use drugs or are caught sleeping under a tree... then you will go home and not be allowed to return for 30 days... 3 strikes and your out... RIGHT

I believe that people that abuse elderly people or mental patients should be impailed through the ass on a barbed wire pole... RIGHT

I believe prostitution should be legal but all sex workers be subject to HIV testing ... LEFT

I believe if a stranger enters your home to rob or injure you or your family or friends, you have the right to kill them no questions asked ... RIGHT

I believe that even churches should be sublect to some kind of national sales tax ( perhaps at a smaller percent ) after all a church is a buisness, and it makes a profit and some pastors have private jets, cars, drivers and bodyguards... ???????

I believe we need to strengthen our borders become a self reliant country, build a reliable missle defence system and leave the rest of the world the fuck alone... left??? right??? who knows...

I belive that we should use national guard and reserves to guard the mexican border... they have to train 2 weeks a year anyway... let them train along the mexican border and if they see illigals they need to detain them... RIGHT...

I believe that Prisons only make worse criminals... prisoners need to be seperated at all times so there is no possibility of violence, rape, escape plots, or talking about crime... they should have the chance to rehabilitate, not the chance to get tattoos, have sex, or learn more about crime... I believe only prisoners that show true remorse and rehabilitation should be allowed to have trustee jobs and only if they set an example of someone who wants to get back to society and be productive... NEVER GONNA HAPPEN...LOL

I believe that abusive parents/foster parents should be warned once with a misdameaner if its isnt sexual or requiring medical treatment... the second time it should be a felony... or they should be taken into a steel cage with a professional team of fighters and should have to suffer the exact same humiliation and injury... and then be forced to tell thier children they are sorry... CRAZY TALK!

I believe anyone living in the desert in a hut that does not have food or clean water should be politley asked to move closer to running water and a better food supply... not shipped 123312312 tons of rice and water... also they should be given an ample supply of condoms, and they could possibly be rewarded with food vouchers or money if they get a visectomy or tubes tied... thus helping out with the starving babys coverd in flies commercials on TV all the time... they say for the price of a cup of coffe we can heal the world.... ummm at starbucks 60 cents wont even get you a glass of water let alone coffe.... YES I AM MEAN....

I believe for the government to be entitled to 30 something % of all my income then George bush needs to get in drag and let me at least shoot a few galleries of him with a dildo in his ass... I mean he can have 35% but him and cheny are gonna have to work for it... IM NOT KIDDING...

I think companies that charge twice as much for a pre paid cell phone plan are idiots... you mean I have to pay more for a service I am paying for cash in advance??? Damn you eliteist bastards!!! LOL

I believe that lobbyists, special intrest groups or any big companys should be prosecuted if they try to come within 100 feet of an elected official... I believe that presidents, governors, senators ect... should have all assets frozen ( well earning intests ) but should not be able to have any buiness dealings that conflict with thier elected duties...

I am not saying I agree with the War in Iraq, but I think we need to get that shit taken care of and handed over to the Iraq government as soon as reasonably possible... I served 7 years with the 101st airborne division 1 year in korea and 1 year in the persian gulf... If I was asked to go there now I would tell the person asking to eat my shit!

thats whats going on in Damion land...

Yeh, what he said!!!..........your elected, you start Monday

[chefmike]

I am tired of even trying to be a republican or a democrat... I hate all of em almost as much as I hate religion...

I think its ok for whoever to get married ...LEFT

I agree with the death penalty in some cases... RIGHT

I would prefer a national sales tax, income tax pisses me off .... ummm???

I think child predators and sex offenders should be fed to wolves... RIGHT??

I think growing your own marjuana in small amounts for personal use should be legal ( although I dont care for pot ) ... LEFT

I am so against thousands and thousands of people living in project housing, having unwanted children that tax payers support while at the same time selling or using drugs and driving expensive SUVs... Govenment aid should be for the really needy... RIGHT!

I believe in a perfect world instead of a welfare or unemployment office handing out free money, they should evaluate the applicants better... if they are found to be able bodied but unwilling to work then they should have 2 options... option one... get the fuck out of this office. Option two... get on the truck parked in the back of this building and you will be assigned a rake, lawnmower, trash bag, paint brush and you will work for the county and be payed minimum wage for a days work... if you drink, use drugs or are caught sleeping under a tree... then you will go home and not be allowed to return for 30 days... 3 strikes and your out... RIGHT

I believe that people that abuse elderly people or mental patients should be impailed through the ass on a barbed wire pole... RIGHT

I believe prostitution should be legal but all sex workers be subject to HIV testing ... LEFT

I believe if a stranger enters your home to rob or injure you or your family or friends, you have the right to kill them no questions asked ... RIGHT

I believe that even churches should be sublect to some kind of national sales tax ( perhaps at a smaller percent ) after all a church is a buisness, and it makes a profit and some pastors have private jets, cars, drivers and bodyguards... ???????

I believe we need to strengthen our borders become a self reliant country, build a reliable missle defence system and leave the rest of the world the fuck alone... left??? right??? who knows...

I belive that we should use national guard and reserves to guard the mexican border... they have to train 2 weeks a year anyway... let them train along the mexican border and if they see illigals they need to detain them... RIGHT...

I believe that Prisons only make worse criminals... prisoners need to be seperated at all times so there is no possibility of violence, rape, escape plots, or talking about crime... they should have the chance to rehabilitate, not the chance to get tattoos, have sex, or learn more about crime... I believe only prisoners that show true remorse and rehabilitation should be allowed to have trustee jobs and only if they set an example of someone who wants to get back to society and be productive... NEVER GONNA HAPPEN...LOL

I believe that abusive parents/foster parents should be warned once with a misdameaner if its isnt sexual or requiring medical treatment... the second time it should be a felony... or they should be taken into a steel cage with a professional team of fighters and should have to suffer the exact same humiliation and injury... and then be forced to tell thier children they are sorry... CRAZY TALK!

I believe anyone living in the desert in a hut that does not have food or clean water should be politley asked to move closer to running water and a better food supply... not shipped 123312312 tons of rice and water... also they should be given an ample supply of condoms, and they could possibly be rewarded with food vouchers or money if they get a visectomy or tubes tied... thus helping out with the starving babys coverd in flies commercials on TV all the time... they say for the price of a cup of coffe we can heal the world.... ummm at starbucks 60 cents wont even get you a glass of water let alone coffe.... YES I AM MEAN....

I believe for the government to be entitled to 30 something % of all my income then George bush needs to get in drag and let me at least shoot a few galleries of him with a dildo in his ass... I mean he can have 35% but him and cheny are gonna have to work for it... IM NOT KIDDING...

I think companies that charge twice as much for a pre paid cell phone plan are idiots... you mean I have to pay more for a service I am paying for cash in advance??? Damn you eliteist bastards!!! LOL

I believe that lobbyists, special intrest groups or any big companys should be prosecuted if they try to come within 100 feet of an elected official... I believe that presidents, governors, senators ect... should have all assets frozen ( well earning intests ) but should not be able to have any buiness dealings that conflict with thier elected duties...

I am not saying I agree with the War in Iraq, but I think we need to get that shit taken care of and handed over to the Iraq government as soon as reasonably possible... I served 7 years with the 101st airborne division 1 year in korea and 1 year in the persian gulf... If I was asked to go there now I would tell the person asking to eat my shit!

thats whats going on in Damion land...

A good post and some good points, Damion.

[White_Male_Canada]

This is too easy

LMFAO...yeah...you're doing a heck of a job brownie...oh shit...I meant to say whitey...but go figure...

Almost forgot the biggest fucking chicken hawk of them all,

Bill Clinton . This poor excuse for a human being bombed christian serbs from 25,000 feet and help create a radical muslim nation in europe.

Not only did he not serve, he dodged the draft and disappeared into the USSR!

Did chicken hawk slick willy serve, did Hillary , did Chelsey ?

Fuckin` chicken hawks

A-ha-haaa :P

This really is just too easy.

[chefmike]

It never fails...whenever a repug Bush apologist has their back against the wall, they always start with the same tired old "Clinton this...Clinton that" garbage....please...a little originality...why don't you surprise us and wail about that socialist bastard FDR the next time that you've got your tits in the wringer...

[White_Male_Canada]

It never fails...whenever a repug Bush apologist has their back against the wall, they always start with the same tired old "Clinton this...Clinton that" garbage....please...a little originality...why don't you surprise us and wail about that socialist bastard FDR the next time that you've got your tits in the wringer...

Sucks to be you when caught being a major league hypocrite.

So this alleged Beetle Bailey thinks it`s perfectly alright for a draft dodging perjurer who disappeared behind the iron curtain to attack christain serbs while not serving a day in the military his entire life,let alone Hillary or Chelsea,but rails at a NG fighter pilot who does !!!

A hilarious hypocrite of a moron.

[chefmike]

LMFAO...fighter pilot? The only thing (other than a hangover) that the chickenhawk chimp-in-chief shrubya has ever fought was a draft notice...hell, if he hadn't been such a privileged little punk, he might have ended up in Canada and fathered a deluded little jackass like you....

[johnb]

things are going great in the middle east. let's keep sending our poor folk to fight, let's borrow another 5 trillion from the chinese...by god in another 30 years we'll get this sumbitch done! fuck them towelheads!

[johnb]

btw, peace in the Middle East is an example of an oxymoron, and reminds me of a funny joke...
a jewish guy is walking down the beach when he sees a lantern, he picks it up and rubs it, and a genie pops out. the genie says, "I will grant you one wish". the jew says, "I vant peace in the middle east! I vant peace for all that have suffered in the past, are suffering now, and generations that will suffer in the future. I vant peace in the middle east!"
The genie replies, "Man, there are so many different countries, religions, nationalities, factions, factions within factions, and these people have been fighting for millenia. Sorry, wish I could, but I can't do peace in the Middle East. Make another wish.
So the Jewish guy replies, "Just vone time, just vone time I vant my vife to give me oral sex!"
And the genie replies, "Ok, when you were referring to peace in the middle east...

[chefmike]

Shrubya KO'd by commie Putin...dark days indeed for the chickenhawk-in-chief...

Putin Jabs Bush: ‘We Certainly Would Not Want…The Same Kind of Democracy As They Have in Iraq’
During a press conference today at the G8 summit in Russia, President Bush told President Vladimir Putin that Americans want Russia to develop a free press and free religion “like Iraq.” To laughter and applause, Putin responded: “We certainly would not want to have same kind of democracy as they have in Iraq, quite honestly.” CNN’s Ed Henry called it a “tough jab.” Watch it:

article and clip here:

http://thinkprogress.org/2006/07/15/putin-jab/

[chefmike]

:P