drunk driving

[danthepoetman]

Something tells me our Erika would appreciate a spanking. But then after, she might take your head off...

[suttonporksword]

"I want to show everyone what a selfish idiot I am, and will enjoy seeing the varied responses from fellow idiots, or those who feel well placed to challenge and dispise my selfishness"

[Erika1487]

I have to admit that I am a functional alcoholic and drink every day. There is not a day that goes by that I don't think about my family and friends and what I have done wrong by them. Because I drink every day and live in a rural community I end up driving under the influence almost every day.

[danthepoetman]

Btw, Erika, happy 35th anniversary! Take care of yourself, and be prudent. If you can't do otherwise, rather drink at home. Be safe and happy.
<3

[Erika1487]

Btw, Erika, happy 35th anniversary! Take care of yourself, and be prudent. If you can't do otherwise, rather drink at home. Be safe and happy.
<3

Thank you Dan you're a gentleman

[buttslinger]

Dan the Gentle-Man!!! Happy middle age crisis Erika!!!!

Good to check a few internet charts and see exactly where you weigh in, thanks flabby.

Back in my day it was 1.0 and the cops would give you a break, especially if you could say your ABCs without singing them. I got three DWIs and I beat one because I knew a guy at the place they sent blood to be analyzed. But the next time I tried to do that, they wouldn't let me. Twice the cops were sitting right across the street from the bar. They were on my tail as soon as I pulled out of the parking lot.

A HUGE part of my cavaliering SUPERSTUD days involved me drinking, smoking, and driving miles and miles to where the action was. Even with all the trouble I got into, it was fun.

But not too smart.

[bluesoul]

By the way, Erika, you're 35 and still celebrating your birthday by doing shots? You're a fucking loser.

bwahahaha. good one

[Pelheckitt]

I don't understand what the number of shots or the amount of alcohol a person consumes on their birthday has to do with them being a loser?

By that logic someone that pays their bills, helps out in the community, holds a higher education and is a stand up person that everyone likes is a loser because once a year they enjoy over indulging and celebrating their birthday?

Must feel good to look down on anyone that drinks shots. I guess you shouldn't drink to much you could fall off your high horse.

[tonkatoy]

Happy birthday Erika

[NightmareX0666]

Made that mistake once in my life, went bar hopping by myself. To be honest, I really do not remember how I got home. Scariest feeling in the world, I must have checked the car five times over to make sure there was no look of an accident - dents, scratches or even blood. Swore never to do that again...and never have for the past 20+ years.