Who or what ' destroys' T-Girl porn for you?

[trapmasta]

girls who top are dope
i like to see the girl dominant but not overly dominant


naw mean?

i dont like cameran talkers... you s'pposed to creat an illusion nigga aint there....

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Gross



Even more gross

[blckhaze]

that bald asshole with the goatee who is in almost every tgirl porn i have...fuckin Tom...i hope he retires already...im tired of hearing him talk the whole time!!

although he doesnt kill it for me, he sure doesnt make the scene any better. almost all my fave girls are with him and he drags the scene down. but i do agree he need to stop talking throughout the movie.

[partlycloudy]

guys with beer bellies shooting pov scenes.

[Kiwi.Jayne]

I don't mind girls who top, as long as they get topped as well.
But I'd love to see more seduction. More kissing, slowly undressing, etc.
And no more hairy guy!

[BeardedOne]

Haha, good thread. Okay, regarding TGirl porn:

- The guys looks have to be non-offensive to me. As mentioned before some guys I just hate. Either their looks or how they fuck. I don't like ugly guys or those who are brutal. Basically they have to look like someone I would fuck if I wouldn't deny my homosexuality (just kidding!). Really, the guy is almost as important as the girl, too many times a beautiful girl was spoiled for me because the guy is a freak.

- When the guy is cumming, don't show his damned face! Because many times that's the point when I want to cum and the last thing I need is to see the guys face while I'm at it! Always show the girl, especially her face!

- No camera man who thinks he's funny and talks stupid dirty stuff. Shut up! Dirty talk that's really sexy is very rare. And don't touch the girl with your greasy fat fingers!

- No camera men who think they are creative creating pointless new angles. Not too close, not too far away, always the girl in the center, her face, her body. Only show the guy when it's necessary. And guys, don't look in the camera, I'm jerking off here!

- The guy should make no sounds at all, especially not when he cums. I don't need these bear groans when all I wanna see and hear is the girl. I believe you it's very arousing to be with a girl but please keep it silent!

- The TGirls should not moan in a monotonous, fake way. You know "Oh-ah, oh-ah, oh-ah" while lying around with a limp penis. See Miriany Ribeiro how it's not to be done.

- No spitting! Not in the mouth, not on the breasts or the ass. Spitting is disrespectful and not sexy in any way. I hate it.

- No slapping! It's not sexy at all if a stupid guy slaps the girls ass and leaves marks on it. If a girl even gets slapped in the face it's over for me and I want to punch the guy in the eye.

- No close-ups of the man's anus thrusting into some undiscernable darkness.

- Always show the girl, her face, her emotions. The guy should be invisible.

- The TGirl should get hard, the longer the better. Seeing a limp TGirl is like watching GG porn where you can tell that 99% is just fake. If the TGirl's hard at least she enjoys it on some level.

- Don't fuck for the camera fuck for yourself! I hate all these leg-up positions so that the camera can show what's going on down there. I believe you that you're not faking so please let them fuck like it's real.

- More a thing for GG porn but: No too close close-ups of the girls genitals. I'm not a gynecologist! I don't want to look inside a girls ass! Jesus, that's disgusting just to think of it!

- I hate it, when the girls avoid kissing. Understandable when the guys an ugly freak, but otherwise kiss!
See the Tranny Surprise Video with Bianca Freire how it's to be done! This video is also a good example for the looks of the guy. No brutal steroid pumped ape. More of a gentleman. Too bad the video has bad camera man commentary.

I'll add other things I can't think of yet later.

OK. Bra-fucking-VO!

I quoted the entire, lengthy post because I so-fucking-totally agreed with every point (With minor fine-tunig ).

Others have mentioned points equal to, or as coralaries (Sp? Who cares?) to the above.

Seanchai, are you taking notes? I sure as fuck am! Do you have people? I'm sure you do. When I get people, I'll have my people call your people and we'll do lunch.

Seriously, being bi, I naturally don't give a rat's patoot about the dick formula (One friend said "If it has two dicks in it, it's gay!". Yah, well, fuck 'im!). For me, it's all about the individual. I watch the porn for the person. Is that profound? Quick! Get a quill and commit it to parchment.

I collect/download/buy/watch a lot of porn, to the point that some of it just bores the shit outta me. I can watch hours of the stuff without a twitch outta Mr. Happy. Most of it is pure crap. It's the token naked-breast-to-get-the-R-rating ploy that has less to do with pleasing the audience than with making a quick buck off of anyone that thinks bare flesh = hot sex.

I learned two simple marketing rules in my misguided youth:

1 ) People are stoopid

2 ) People will buy =anything= for a buck.

The Pet Rock, ferchrissakes.

Give me the gorgeous gurl like Lisa Lawrence, the 'cumshot heard round the world' from Bruna, the dick du jour of Nefertiti, Yasmin, or Penelope, and the cute little sluggers from Thailand like Mint and Nancy, but scale back on all of that other shit mentioned above.

And, fergawd's sake, use some decent lighting!

Reminds me of the joke:

What's the difference between erotica and porn?














Lighting.

[DJ_Asia]

While im in no way shape or form a fan of the "Caveman" in the ladyboy stuff,you need to understand that Thailand makes it quite difficult for us immigrants to stay here f/t without a legit job.Factor in most guys dont wanna do porn,even less with a ladyboy,and those that do cant get it up and keep it up once the lights and camera goes on.....so you get what you get...a reject from 1 Million BC violating poor ladyboys...it is gross,but male talent here is quite hard to find.

I was considering doing a DVD series awhile back,but to be honest finding a goodlooking guy(s) to be in the films was damn near impossible,and the girls here rarely will do a good lesbian scene,unlike in the US or Brasil

DJ Asia

[AllanahStarrNYC]

What's up with all the anti -spitting stuff- LOL

[BeardedOne]

What's up with all the anti -spitting stuff- LOL

To the tune of the Toreador (Sp?) song from Carmen:

Tor-e-a-dor-oh don't spit on the floor,
Use the cus-pi-dor-oh,
That's what it's for!



Maybe we just don't like other people spitting on our fantasies, Ms. A.

[stillies77]

i love spitting myself...and i love watching guys get banged but hey different strokes haha