Mail Order Wife....

[SXFX]

So i fucked up in life...i trusted a woman way too much and i lacked the proper education and legal representation and well long story short....she was smarter and hit harder than me and i ended up accepting a home in the north west part of NJ where the women are....aaahh..handsome and very well built.
Dating in NYC is actually my only real option because i'm almost 40 and i don't want to have kids and well i sure as shit don't want to have your kids!
So that means my dating pool is as shallow as a raindrop out here.

So i was talking to some friends who are also in the same boat and well a friend of mine is actually thinking of going the columbian root. He's 40 has his own place and makes good money and knows what he wants. And is willing to put his money where his mouth is. Sounds kind of nuts....

What do you think?

[RallyCola]

the last thing i ordered through the mail came in really fucked up and mangled by UPS. i would think a mail order bride would be far worse.

[Donkey]

He's 40 has his own place and makes good money and knows what he wants.

Damn, only 40 and has his own place? Hook a brotha up!

And what is this Colombian root you speak of?

[RallyCola]

Damn, only 40 and has his own place? Hook a brotha up!

And what is this Colombian root you speak of?

he means Colombian route...that is order a chick that comes with no warranty or return policy but you can threaten with immigration.

http://www.rosebrides.com/colombian-brides.html

[Chaos]

So that means my dating pool is as shallow as a raindrop out here.

Well shit....MY dating pool makes that raindrop look like the ocean.....

[maaarc]

So i fucked up in life...i trusted a woman way too much and i lacked the proper education and legal representation and well long story short....she was smarter and hit harder than me and i ended up accepting a home in the north west part of NJ where the women are....aaahh..handsome and very well built.
Dating in NYC is actually my only real option because i'm almost 40 and i don't want to have kids and well i sure as shit don't want to have your kids!
So that means my dating pool is as shallow as a raindrop out here.

So i was talking to some friends who are also in the same boat and well a friend of mine is actually thinking of going the columbian root. He's 40 has his own place and makes good money and knows what he wants. And is willing to put his money where his mouth is. Sounds kind of nuts....

What do you think?

My suggestions for you are - save up money go Thailand see many ladyboy forget woman that was mean to you. When you in Thailand it easy to forget everything make you mad good luck bro

[LibertyHarkness]

get a thai bird shipped over when you get one you get their sister free as well

[Jericho]

get a thai bird shipped over when you get one you get their sister free as well

And a free Water Buffalo!

[ed_jaxon]

I had a buddy who was military and had been stationed in PI and a few years after he retired went over and came back with a wife.

He was happy for a few months then shit got real and she just disappeared on him. He saw her a few months later walking down a street in the high rent district with a new dude.

[buttslinger]

The age of consent in Columbia is 14, you could get a 5 million dollar life insurance policy for peanuts at that age, just sayin'.....