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07-03-2006 #1Party Goddess Platinum Poster
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Come see the fire works on my site!
http://www.shemaleexotica.com/home.html
LOL
Happy 4th everybody!!
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07-03-2006 #2Banned again for being a jizzmop, oh well! Gold Poster
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Re: Come see the fire works on my site!
Happy 4th!
Originally Posted by AllanahStarrNYC
You should email me, I think we could write a great script. Not playing games . . . just trust me on this.
hondarobot@yahoo.com
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07-03-2006 #3Platinum Poster
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LMAO @ that
snɯıʇdo snʇoʇ soʌ oloʌ
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07-04-2006 #4Banned again for being a jizzmop, oh well! Gold Poster
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Well, I put the effort into it. Best of luck to the future of TS porn.
Although honestly it's doing really well right now. I could write it better, but what ya gonna do?
It always amazes me that people are afraid to just talk to each other.
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07-04-2006 #5Platinum Poster
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Originally Posted by JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
BAAHAAHAHAAAA!!!
Me too, Allanah...I have a script...
It's about this little short wimp who just happens to work at a gay bar...
and he is constantly yearning to defend the honor of a TS...any TS...the bigger feet, the better...
So one night he finally finds the balls that he has always hoped for...
Here's the scenario...
Our timid little would-be TS Don Quixote picks up a CD crack whore on the streets of Minneapolis...
He takes her back to his hovel and she? proceeds to drink him under the table...
And out of the blue... a big mean CD pimp bursts in!!!
Our would-be hero, whose mouth just happens to be full at the time...suddenly springs into action!!
From out of nowhere... he has a sudden burst of courage...he spits out the cock in his mouth, and...
He screams "I'm no Joe Lunchbox!"...and then he grabs a toy sword that he happens to have laying around...what does our hero do next?
He puts down his little toy sword, and proceeds to show the CD, and her big mean pimp, what a heroic sword-swallower that he is!!
"Joe Lunchbox-Sword Swallower"...it'll be a blockbuster, Allanah...
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Poe
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07-04-2006 #6Platinum Poster
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Re: Come see the fire works on my site!
MEANWHILE: Originally Posted by AllanahStarrNYC
*Ahem!*
Great theme, Allanah
Love the fireworks!
When I first bought my house there were some good ol' boys that used to get some serious explosives down in the Carolinas and put on quite a show right behind my house (The last year, I kept a fire extinguisher on the deck to put out the falling sparks). Damn! Wotta show!
Sadly, the last year they were in the neighborhood, they accidentally set fire to the Army Corps telephone line on the canal and that was the end of that.
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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07-04-2006 #7Party Goddess Platinum Poster
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now , now gentlemen
play nice
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07-04-2006 #8Platinum Poster
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"Nice" is relative, dear. Originally Posted by AllanahStarrNYC
You may not take too well to my relatives.
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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07-04-2006 #9Platinum Poster
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Hey!
Besides, who you callin' 'gennelmen', eh?
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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07-04-2006 #10Banned again for being a jizzmop, oh well! Gold Poster
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How ya feeling, tough guy? It's kinda like beating on a retarded drunk, but it is still somewhat entertaining to a certain point. Originally Posted by chefmike
Originally Posted by JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
BAAHAAHAHAAAA!!!
Me too, Allanah...I have a script...
It's about this little short wimp who just happens to work at a gay bar...
and he is constantly yearning to defend the honor of a TS...any TS...the bigger feet, the better...
So one night he finally finds the balls that he has always hoped for...
Here's the scenario...
Our timid little would-be TS Don Quixote picks up a CD crack whore on the streets of Minneapolis...
He takes her back to his hovel and she? proceeds to drink him under the table...
And out of the blue... a big mean CD pimp bursts in!!!
Our would-be hero, whose mouth just happens to be full at the time...suddenly springs into action!!
From out of nowhere... he has a sudden burst of courage...he spits out the cock in his mouth, and...
He screams "I'm no Joe Lunchbox!"...and then he grabs a toy sword that he happens to have laying around...what does our hero do next?
He puts down his little toy sword, and proceeds to show the CD, and her big mean pimp, what a heroic sword-swallower that he is!!
"Joe Lunchbox-Sword Swallower"...it'll be a blockbuster, Allanah...
Here's the key: Just Stop Posting About Me.
I bet you can't. You have no other purpose here.
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