13 Signs She Might Be An Escort

[fred41]

cute stuff...left out the carrying of multiple phones that ring constantly...lol

[crystalsopen]

I think the author was just trying to be funny, not informative or realistic. I got a little chuckle out of it, but I didn't think it was very funny, because it was way too exaggerated.

[wearboots4me]

They should come up with a medication for Conservative Tourette's Syndrome... you know, when a discussion has nothing to do with Obama, yet folks are so obsessed with their hatred for him that they inject something totally random into the conversation about how terrible Obama (or whoever the Democratic president is at the time) is.

It's one thing when the subject is politics. But it's quite another when the discussion is apolitical and someone hijacks the thread and makes it about the President.

[gaysian71]

They should come up with a medication for Conservative Tourette's Syndrome... you know, when a discussion has nothing to do with Obama, yet folks are so obsessed with their hatred for him that they inject something totally random into the conversation about how terrible Obama (or whoever the Democratic president is at the time) is.

It's especially annoying when the so called facts they are spewing are totally farcical.

[Idt20082008"]

She ain't a prostitute. She is a LIBERAL living on government subsidies and entitlements .Welcome to Obama' version of Utopia.

So boring. So. Fucking. Boring.

[Rusty Eldora]

Some other signs she might be an Escort.

1) She has a visiting Eros Ad.

2) There is a case of condoms under her bed - 24 packs of 30.

3) She buys lube by the gallon.

4) She asked for her room to be freshened up 4 times today, something about spilled coffee mentioned to the maid along with a $20.

[SuzySnappz]

Some other signs she might be an Escort.

1) She has a visiting Eros Ad.

2) There is a case of condoms under her bed - 24 packs of 30.

3) She buys lube by the gallon.

4) She asked for her room to be freshened up 4 times today, something about spilled coffee mentioned to the maid along with a $20.

Ha. In this vein...

5) She fucks for money.

6) She buys the family size packs of condoms. Wait, that should be the don't-want-a-family size packs of condoms. Wait, the don't-want-a-family thing doesn't really apply to TS escorts so much.

7) If she gets another call from a time waster she is going to stab someone in the face.

8 ) She asked for additional clean towels in her room once or twice a day. (Ok, this one is real, guilty as charged.)

[cahardtop]

It's one thing when the subject is politics. But it's quite another when the discussion is apolitical and someone hijacks the thread and makes it about the President.

That's OK. They only do it because they are stupid sick fucks, so don't take it personally.

[Ben in LA]

That's OK. They only do it because they are stupid sick fucks, so don't take it personally.

They also tend to be Koch suckers.

[dderek123]

The show must go on!