13 Signs She Might Be An Escort

[Ben in LA]

It's for laughs. Please don't jump on me; a friend - who happens to be an escort - shared this on her Facebook page. Let's discuss this, shall we?

http://kingofnightclubs.com/13-signs...-be-an-escort/

Here is a list to help you better recognize an escort. If you know of any girls that are on this list, RED FLAG!

1. She doesn’t have a job, but she frequents Miami, New York, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Dubai and other exotic locations multiple times a year. We never really know what she’s going for or who she’s with other than her calling it a “vacation.”

2. She only travels on a private jet. You’re not sure how she paid for it (we are sure), but flying on Southwest airlines and Spirit is beneath her.

3. She owns multiple designer purses and red bottom shoes along with other thousands of dollar shoes, but she doesn’t have a job and no one knows how she could ever afford this stuff without a job. Hint: She doesn’t pay for it.

4. She’s seen traveling the world with other known escorts. Birds of a feather flock together.

5. She’s seen walking around the nightclub and/or casino by herself or with one other girl with their purse clutched in their Anticube or Anticubital area (where the arm bends on the opposite side of your elbow). They don’t seem to have a destination, but are very observant of their surroundings.

6. She’s seen every night with a different guy or group of people in the club and she’s not a known VIP host for any company or nightclub.

7. She always has “friends” coming into town that she needs to go and meet at the casino.

8. She has business cards that simply have a picture of her on it with her name, phone number and email, but there’s no title, name of business and what it is she actually does.

9. She lists an email for people to contact her for “bookings” in her bio on social media. You’re not sure exactly what she does or what you would be booking her for.

10. She has an extra pair of panties in her purse along with condoms and lube.

11. She shows up to the nightclub alone and doesn’t ever seem to be having a good time. She’s focused on the prey, what’s going on around her and looking for clients. She then disappears and no one knows where she went.

12. She doesn’t wake up till 3pm from the night before and no one knows where she was or who she was with.

13. She stares at you, comes up to you and asks where you live. If you’re not a local, she then proceeds to ask you what you do for a living. (She’s pre-qualifying you)

[Jamie French]

None of those things apply to me and I'm an old pro from way back.

[envivision]

She ain't a prostitute. She is a LIBERAL living on government subsidies and entitlements .Welcome to Obama' version of Utopia.

[dderek123]

Everything is Obama's fault.

[Tapatio]

These are more spot-on than funny.

[francisfkudrow]

She ain't a prostitute. She is a LIBERAL living on government subsidies and entitlements .Welcome to Obama' version of Utopia.

They should come up with a medication for Conservative Tourette's Syndrome... you know, when a discussion has nothing to do with Obama, yet folks are so obsessed with their hatred for him that they inject something totally random into the conversation about how terrible Obama (or whoever the Democratic president is at the time) is.

[SuzySnappz]

Some of these do apply to a few (mostly GG) escorts I know, not me so much since I mostly just work through the internet. #2 is kind of ridiculous, though, that would involve a tiny percentage of escorts...

[Ben in LA]

Number three really caught my eye. As soon as I read it I was like yup!

And New York, Miami, and Las Vegas aren't exotic places...at least to ME.

[Dino Velvet]

And New York, Miami, and Las Vegas aren't exotic places...at least to ME.

Exotic is a weird word, possibly Enterprise Zones For Hookers is a better fit. They're not making their mark in West Memphis, Arkansas.

[Wendy Summers]

Number three really caught my eye. As soon as I read it I was like yup!

And New York, Miami, and Las Vegas aren't exotic places...at least to ME.

According to the transitive property, I therefore conclude you, sir, are an escort!