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04-01-2014 #1Platinum Poster
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What's the biggest lie your parents told you when you were growing up?
Here's a starter:
When the ice cream man plays his tune he's run out of ice cream
This [spanking] is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.
That I couldn't hide my Internet history from them.
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04-01-2014 #2Senior Member Platinum Poster
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Re: What's the biggest lie your parents told you when you were growing up?
And the biggest lie from Martin is that the internet was around when he was a kid.....
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04-01-2014 #3Senior Member Platinum Poster
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Re: What's the biggest lie your parents told you when you were growing up?
The tooth fairy
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Re: What's the biggest lie your parents told you when you were growing up?
Look my parents (and wife) are still telling me that I can't hide the history.
Originally Posted by Prospero
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Re: What's the biggest lie your parents told you when you were growing up?
Jesus
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Re: What's the biggest lie your parents told you when you were growing up?
No!!!! That's a lie
Originally Posted by Prospero
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Re: What's the biggest lie your parents told you when you were growing up?
Go to college. You're guaranteed a job with a college education.
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04-01-2014 #8Senior Member Platinum Poster
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Re: What's the biggest lie your parents told you when you were growing up?
No I met lots of toothsome fairies
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04-01-2014 #9Senior Member Platinum Poster
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Re: What's the biggest lie your parents told you when you were growing up?
"We'll never leave you" .... And they both went off and died
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Re: What's the biggest lie your parents told you when you were growing up?
You become blind from masturbating.
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(When I was a kid my parents would not let me get a dog. So when I was 13, I tried to masturbate me to a guide dog)
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