Why can't all the girls take a fist like jamie french?

[mildcigar_2001]

I guess I'm old fashioned, but some sphincters shouldn't be stretched and stretched and stretched. One word: Diapers.

Just picture you have a cold and one large sneeze, and out by accident comes the linguine with clam sauce that you had the evening before.

Perhaps things don't work like that, but I'd be afraid to take a chance.

[Jamie French]

That's not how butts, skin, muscle, tendons or any other viscera work. Get to know your body then you can rest assured in the knowledge that you'll never unnecessarily post in a thread ever again.

I guess I'm old fashioned, but some sphincters shouldn't be stretched and stretched and stretched. One word: Diapers.

Just picture you have a cold and one large sneeze, and out by accident comes the linguine with clam sauce that you had the evening before.

Perhaps things don't work like that, but I'd be afraid to take a chance.