Results 1 to 9 of 9
-
03-28-2014 #1
How Do You Know When A Lady Is Too Old To Do The Sex?
When queers are the only fellas willing to put it inside of them.
-
03-28-2014 #2
Re: How Do You Know When A Lady Is Too Old To Do The Sex?
women are too old for sex when you can smell it through all the layers of clothes and cheap perfume.
Let's face it...some women just look better with their clothes ON
-
03-28-2014 #3
- Join Date
- Dec 2013
- Location
- Lost Angels
- Posts
- 817
Re: How Do You Know When A Lady Is Too Old To Do The Sex?
When you spend more on lube than drinks.
If her cell phone is a Cricket.
If you can't sleep over because the grandkids will be there early.
Or if she keeps her pills in one of those day-minders.
-
03-28-2014 #4
- Join Date
- Dec 2013
- Location
- Lost Angels
- Posts
- 817
-
03-28-2014 #5
Re: How Do You Know When A Lady Is Too Old To Do The Sex?
When she forgets that she's doing it halfway through the act.
Mind you, exactly the same applies to older men too.
But pleasures are like poppies spread
You seize the flow'r, the bloom is shed
-
03-28-2014 #6
Re: How Do You Know When A Lady Is Too Old To Do The Sex?
if a man forgets he is fucking half-way through the act, he will feel lucky when he realizes what is happening.
if a woman forgets she is fucking half-way through the act, she will cry rape when she realizes what is happening.
its not equitable.
Let's face it...some women just look better with their clothes ON
-
03-28-2014 #7
Re: How Do You Know When A Lady Is Too Old To Do The Sex?
When you say "OOOHH, HERE I CUMMM BAYBEEEE"....and all you hear are...snooooorrzzzz....
-
03-28-2014 #8
- Join Date
- Dec 2013
- Location
- Lost Angels
- Posts
- 817
Re: How Do You Know When A Lady Is Too Old To Do The Sex?
I once fell asleep while a girl was giving me head.
I was 18. I woke up and realized what happened when I heard her slam my dormroom door shut.
In my defense I was really fucked up and tired, and had cracked two ribs earlier in the day. We weren't going to have sex because I was a wreck. She could barely get me showered and back to my dorm room, but she wanted to blow me and I wanted to let her.
To her credit, she took the experience as an invitation to really show me what she could do next time.
Good times.
-
03-28-2014 #9
Re: How Do You Know When A Lady Is Too Old To Do The Sex?
a woman is too old for sex when she forgets to take her teeth out while blowing you
Let's face it...some women just look better with their clothes ON
Similar Threads
-
---411 on this lady---
By Brianpaul4224 in forum General DiscussionReplies: 2Last Post: 05-20-2012, 05:09 AM -
Knows anyone more about this Lady ?
By Baum in forum General DiscussionReplies: 2Last Post: 11-29-2008, 04:01 PM -
Is this lady ts or gg?
By help!!! in forum General DiscussionReplies: 11Last Post: 08-27-2008, 08:13 AM -
He's a Lady...
By Bee in forum General DiscussionReplies: 0Last Post: 03-22-2007, 12:09 PM