How Do You Know When A Lady Is Too Old To Do The Sex?

[Dino Velvet]

When queers are the only fellas willing to put it inside of them.

[RallyCola]

women are too old for sex when you can smell it through all the layers of clothes and cheap perfume.

[Tapatio]

When you spend more on lube than drinks.

If her cell phone is a Cricket.

If you can't sleep over because the grandkids will be there early.

Or if she keeps her pills in one of those day-minders.

[Tapatio]

women are too old for sex when you can smell it through all the layers of clothes and cheap perfume.

That sounds more like a hygiene issue to me.

[robertlouis]

When she forgets that she's doing it halfway through the act.

Mind you, exactly the same applies to older men too.

[RallyCola]

if a man forgets he is fucking half-way through the act, he will feel lucky when he realizes what is happening.

if a woman forgets she is fucking half-way through the act, she will cry rape when she realizes what is happening.

its not equitable.

[Tina Francis]

When you say "OOOHH, HERE I CUMMM BAYBEEEE"....and all you hear are...snooooorrzzzz....

[Tapatio]

When you say "OOOHH, HERE I CUMMM BAYBEEEE"....and all you hear are...snooooorrzzzz....

I once fell asleep while a girl was giving me head.

I was 18. I woke up and realized what happened when I heard her slam my dormroom door shut.

In my defense I was really fucked up and tired, and had cracked two ribs earlier in the day. We weren't going to have sex because I was a wreck. She could barely get me showered and back to my dorm room, but she wanted to blow me and I wanted to let her.

To her credit, she took the experience as an invitation to really show me what she could do next time.

Good times.

[RallyCola]

a woman is too old for sex when she forgets to take her teeth out while blowing you