Worst Model Application Ever!

[Mr. Yates]

His bed matches the chair, though. So there's that.

[evilguy919]

Argg my eyes, it burn! Got to warn us with some kind of cap tag on the title next time! Now if you excuse me, I got to go wash my eyes out with soap.

[Stavros]

He may be from Egypt, but the least he could do is shave. They have barbers in the Middle East that have been known to make hard men cry...

[Chaotic]

Seriously, this is the stupid shit I have to go through. I've deleted the guys name but when I get to open these on my desktop on a Sunday morning, it doesn't set up a great day.

"Hi . My name is Hany Ibrahim 30 yo from Egypt.alexandria .I want to become a shemale and model in your site . I am always felt like I should have breasts and be female . When I saw shemale porn I said I should be one of them . Here some photos of me and I hope you like them and I wish to be one of your models ."

And before anyone jumps on their high (hobby) horse, we have a guidelines for model applications and clearly, this guy is getting off on just emailing me and knowing someone is going to be reading his email - so I'll get my little rant and ire, if I want to!

It begs the question about Hany....

[SXFX]

I want my click back.....

[Dino Velvet]

I want my click back.....

Someone needs to invent a computer mouse so you can right-click to make it like it never happened.

[broncofan]

To state the obvious; it's that second picture. Why would someone take a picture like that and send it?

Up there with questions like why would someone feed their best friend feet first into a wood-chipper? Fucking inexplicable.

[Michelle Firestone]

[BBaggins06]

Dammit, now I'm having flashbacks to those old Night Rider avatars ....

[martin48]

Someone needs to invent a computer mouse so you can right-click to make it like it never happened.

Just add dementia