Ellen Page has comes out and say she is gay.

[dderek123]

He is just waiting for Kelly Preston to die or divorce him. Then Tom Cruise and Travolta will star in a movie combining a tv show and a movie, called Welcome Back, Jack Reacharound. About a government operative who works in the Brooklyn High School to infiltrate the Sweat-Hogs, lead by Vinny Barbarino (who like his mentor Mr Kotter, returns as a teacher and shows the Hogs how to sell crack, pimp out women, and steal cars). As a substitute teacher, Jack Reacharound befriends Vinny and discovers his real gay self, now he must test his own loyalties to his country or the man who he has fallen for...

Spoiler Alert - They both go into hiding in the mountains of Montana (I know neither was in the original) Brokeback Mountain 2 - Greasing the Top Gun

Eventually they will come out of the closet together and get married in California.

I really need to get my brain examined...