Worst Toupees, Wigs, Hairpieces, Plugs, Comb-Overs, etc

[Dino Velvet]

I'll start with the obvious.

James Traficant

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Maury!

[Dino Velvet]

[Dino Velvet]

I worked for this guy from Italy. A real cheeseball who drove a purple Navigator that the Duke Of New York would have had too much shame to climb into. Anyway, he used to like to use the spray on the top his head. The problem was he was only 5'5''.

[TSCURIOUS]

These?

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But - Dino did have the best!

[fivekatz]

I don' know curious, Phil Spector was pretty weird and owned more hair than a vain african american woman.

[Dino Velvet]

But - Dino did have the best!

If Traficant jumped in the pool with Morrie his toupee would push Morrie's wig's shit up past its lungs. That toupee has done time in the penitentiary and might have been in the yard pumping iron.

[suttonporksword]

Noseybonk, a short lived kids UK tv character from the 80's. Yes, i said a kids tv character....

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Few more-
Forgot about Berman!