Greatest Moments In The History Of Punishing Percy

[Dino Velvet]

I remember as an 18 year old kid watching For Your Thighs Only with a couple of buddies while we were smoking weed. I was high as a kite and horny as Hell. I started rocking back and forth on the couch grinding my wiener against the rough fabric. I had had enough of this self-teasing and was going to sort my problem out in someone else's bathroom. Was like a tube of toothpaste shooting out of me with a wider blast radius than diarrhea. I still wondered if my lack of sufficient clean-up caused suspicion.

[south ov da border]

when I was in college one day I was blitzed off high grade gravity bong hits and I decided to try and see how many I could rub out in one day. I think I lost count at 5...

[theone1982]

I jerked off to a Hazel Tucker scene once and had multiple orgasms, very awesome!

[Dino Velvet]

[RallyCola]

that's one thing i have never been able to do...multiples. at best, i have to relax for 10 min then go again.

this could be another thread but also, a side question here...what is the weirdest thing you've ever fapped to?

[nysprod]

Age 14...my sisters friends from school in their skirts and knee highs, catching the slightest glimpse of white panty...and lori rosen's bare thighs!

[broncofan]

I'm gonna go slightly off topic and say, I think it should be a crime for lotion manufacturers to put caustic fragrances in their skin lotion. They know what men from puberty to 90 years old are going to do with their overpriced jerk-off cream. There's no call for that.

[Dino Velvet]

I'm gonna go slightly off topic and say, I think it should be a crime for lotion manufacturers to put caustic fragrances in their skin lotion. They know what men from puberty to 90 years old are going to do with their overpriced jerk-off cream. There's no call for that.

[nysprod]

I'm gonna go slightly off topic and say, I think it should be a crime for lotion manufacturers to put caustic fragrances in their skin lotion. They know what men from puberty to 90 years old are going to do with their overpriced jerk-off cream. There's no call for that.

You must have an overly sensitive member...i do so love the smell of napalm in the morning!

[RallyCola]

Age 14...my sisters friends from school in their skirts and knee highs, catching the slightest glimpse of white panty...and lori rosen's bare thighs!

my sister (3 years older than me) had 3 friends that i thought were fucking hot when she was in high school (st. john's prep in queens). I was 13, they were all 16ish adhering to a catholic school dress code...man, did i spank off on a nearly constant basis fantasizing about one or the other.

Later that year, when i lost my virginity and also discovered how easy it was to obtain porn...i dropped those 3 chicks so damn quick as objects of my fantasies.

years later, i looked back at her yearbook and wondered just what the hell i found so hot about them.