Greatest Moments In The History Of Punishing Percy

[Dino Velvet]

God, so many. I like to park my truck on the corner of Wilshire Bl & 26th St in Santa Monica and choke the chicken thinking about all the good times I had with Jeannie and Jasmine at the Ginja Massage.

[trish]

Friends don't let friends masturbate.

[Dino Velvet]

I've never been caught jerking off. Any of you have funny stories where you did get caught? I wish I had my Fast Times At Ridgemont High moment.

[Tina Francis]

God, so many. I like to park my truck on the corner of Wilshire Bl & 26th St in Santa Monica and choke the chicken thinking about all the good times I had with Jeannie and Jasmine at the Ginja Massage.

I walk thru that intersection at least twice a week. If I ever hear any moans coming from inside a pickup, Ima gonna take a photo of the licensce plate and post it on here.

[RallyCola]

i've jerked it 2x in the rutger's library in the middle of finals week where all the cubicles are filled with studious asian chicks and i've jerked it in my lab and in my wife's lab with other's around doing experiments. i've also jerked it while tailgating at yankee stadium because my wife's ass looked so appetizing at that minute but she wasn't in the mood to fuck.

these times are particularly memorable only because of the thrill of doing it in public but not because of the quality of the jerk.

in terms of quality...there have been numerous times that i spank it and am all out of breath and tired when i am done and fall asleep into a deep and wondrous coma like slumber.

[Dino Velvet]

i've jerked it 2x in the rutger's library in the middle of finals week where all the cubicles are filled with studious asian chicks and i've jerked it in my lab and in my wife's lab with other's around doing experiments. i've also jerked it while tailgating at yankee stadium because my wife's ass looked so appetizing at that minute but she wasn't in the mood to fuck.

these times are particularly memorable only because of the thrill of doing it in public but not because of the quality of the jerk.

in terms of quality...there have been numerous times that i spank it and am all out of breath and tired when i am done and fall asleep into a deep and wondrous coma like slumber.

Your jerking off stories are always good. I'm shy about doing stuff like that in public. I like the sound of the door shutting then turning the dead bolt locking me and the lady in.

Burger King in Westwood is like that library. Right on the corner of Westwood and Le Conte(The Cunt). Ralph's Supermarket down the street is one of the more arousing grocery shopping experiences to be had too. I've had to duck in their toilet and pull it my share of times.

[up_for_it]

Yeah, jerking off in a library is always a good time, as are any work related or totally inappropriate stroke sessions. Too bad I don't go to church. I like wacking it in bed next to my girlfriends when they're asleep then telling them about it later on to see what kind of reaction I get. Some times once just isn't enough. My ex-wife cried one time, but that's her fault for being insecure.

My best memories are of seeing how many times I can bust off in one day. One time I wen I was about seventeen came without even touching myself, which was pretty cool. Haven't been able to do it again though, so that one's def. ingrained in my memory.

[fred41]

I jerked off once while having a urethral infection...I shot blood all over my chest...it was painful and awful and wonderful all at the same time.

[Dino Velvet]

I jerked off once while having a urethral infection...I shot blood all over my chest...it was painful and awful and wonderful all at the same time.

Eeeek!!!

[Tapatio]

The times when I orgasm are the best, hands down.