You Know You're a Chaser When.......

[scorpioluva]

You know you are a chaser when you are hoping the Superbowl is a blow out by half time so you can get back to trolling through Backpage, Eros and TER.

[breakingbad14]

You know you're a chaser when looking at gg porn you feel like something's missing

[youngblood61]

you know you are a chaser when you are hoping the superbowl is a blow out by half time so you can get back to trolling through backpage, eros and ter.

it is!!!!

[south ov da border]

... when you can tell girls names by their dick pics...

[breakingbad14]

when you meet a nice chick who seems into you you fantasize that she's got something extra in her panties

[Ciffer]

You know your a chaser when you purchase a cellular data package for your ipad so you don't need a pair of reading glasses.

[NearBostonMass]

You know you are a chaser when; you keep a lint brush in your car just for body glitter ... you date GGs only to keep up appearances ... you have the number of a Pomeranian breeder in your phone ... you are on the DL but you still stand up in court for girls you hardly know ... you apologize before the argument starts ... you have sucked so much Puerto Rican cock you have a slight accent ... you can completely ignore the best looking women in your office because you know 20 tgirls that make them look like crap ... you know Adobo also comes sin pimienta ... you know MoneyGram is better than Western Union in the Bronx ... you know it's better to send $299 with a test question and no ID required than to sent $300 and have to ask her boy name ... you are older than her Mom but her Mom is thrilled that you are hanging out with her ... you look at your friends and their healthy relationships and you feel the same way about them as Henry Hill felt about your "average schnook citizen" in Goodfellas ... you still loved her after she stabbed you but not after SRS ... you can get it from a working girl on credit or with a down payment cuz she and her friends know your word is good ... you never regret the time and money you spent because there is nothing in the world as captivating and exciting as a beautiful T-Girl.
PS: I have never stopped loving a girl because of SRS.

[maddygirl]

You know you're a chaser when.... you start talking in the voice of Richard Simmons and imagining every woman you know with an enormous package that awaits your gaping anus.

[flabbybody]

you know you're a chaser when your iphone maps app has all the Bronx girls addresses remembered

[magus13]

You know you are a chaser when; you keep a lint brush in your car just for body glitter ... you date GGs only to keep up appearances ... you have the number of a Pomeranian breeder in your phone ... you are on the DL but you still stand up in court for girls you hardly know ... you apologize before the argument starts ... you have sucked so much Puerto Rican cock you have a slight accent ... you can completely ignore the best looking women in your office because you know 20 tgirls that make them look like crap ... you know Adobo also comes sin pimienta ... you know MoneyGram is better than Western Union in the Bronx ... you know it's better to send $299 with a test question and no ID required than to sent $300 and have to ask her boy name ... you are older than her Mom but her Mom is thrilled that you are hanging out with her ... you look at your friends and their healthy relationships and you feel the same way about them as Henry Hill felt about your "average schnook citizen" in Goodfellas ... you still loved her after she stabbed you but not after SRS ... you can get it from a working girl on credit or with a down payment cuz she and her friends know your word is good ... you never regret the time and money you spent because there is nothing in the world as captivating and exciting as a beautiful T-Girl.
PS: I have never stopped loving a girl because of SRS.

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