The Concept Of Being "God Fearing"

[martin48]

Until God registers on Hungangels.com and start posting, I'm afraid we're destined to hearsay. heresy?

I read this wrong the first time as
"Until God registers on Hungangels.com and starts posing"


I am doomed

In in the picture. I'm in the bottom right corner - see you there

[buttslinger]

I'm in the bottom right corner - see you there

I'm the guy in front shaking your hand. Nice Party.

[trish]

You two have fun at the Last Judgement. Just between you and me, Jehovah's a bore. Fortunately Dionysus is throwing a Bacchanalia the same night. I'll be there instead.

[hippifried]

Until God registers on Hungangels.com and start posting, I'm afraid we're destined to hearsay. heresy? If God notifies us, it will be on a personal line, and fear that, yeah, because if he does, the fuckin party is over, no more carefree existence. Time to pay the Piper. If that scares you, run, do not walk to the nearest exit. Jesus was young once.
Do we talk about God as we would talk to a child?

Hey! I've been here over 8 years. Nobody noticed? I think I need a new sacrefice. I won't be providing the blood to let this time though. All y'all're gonna have to get creative & lmpressive. Shoot me some prayers with original ideas & I'll decide what I like. Or text me @ ecumspiri22o.

[voldo999]

Some of the very funniest stuff.on this forum here in this thread. God can take a joke if he even exists.

[martin48]

We don't know what kind of jokes he (or it is a "she") likes. Puns, knock-knock, bathroom humour, gay,pure filth, ....

Here's a go(o)d one

[trish]

As a kid I had a knock-knock joke that was so good (imo) that thought I'd share it with God. So I prayed, "Knock knock!" ...........Silence. No response. So I try again, "Knock knock!".......Still no reply. One more time, "Knock, knock!" ......... At that point I shrugged and said to myself, "Guess nobody's home."

[Laphroaig]

Question: "Does God have a sense of humor?"

Answer: Perhaps the best indication that God does have a sense of humor is that He created man in His image

http://www.gotquestions.org/God-humor.html


Says it all really...

[Jia_westladyboy]

I am the opinion that the Transexual phenomenon began stronger in this last 20/30 years or so, as soon as many people began to switch from believer to non believers and there was a huge drop of faith, especially amongst women who felt him to be kinda of racist god and to give all the power to men.

So our forgotten god, decided to create more Ts to give to everyone a better understanding of what he/she is and what it is not-

The god can’t be male or female, neither a she nor a he, moreover the god is an atheist itself. It can be only a Ts god / M-t-F / F-t-M and neither this nor that.
There is obviously no god as such, and just an image created by ourselves to feel more at ease and I like to call it “godliness” rather than using the stereotyped usual words. The image of the fake god is more for those who cannot grow in perception, and need the consolation of a father figure.

Someone was asked if he believed in god and the poor guy was only able to give long answers by saying: Yes/No/Yes-No-both/ Perhaps yes, Perhaps not, perhaps both not/ Perhaps both yes and not and so he went on for ages….

Along with the idea of the god, comes also the idea of sin, and I find it a bit unfair the way we should all be punished for all of our supposed sins. For sins made in an average life of 70/80 I should be punished in the other life and be in the eternal hell? More over one begins to commit sins at the age of 14/15 yo when one begins to be fully conscious of his/her action…. Plus a few more years until he is 70/80 yo, when one loses even the strength to commit a sin and he does it in more unconscious way. It is really an unfair equation as in 55/60 active years one must be punished for life.

I am happy for now to follow my deduction and to think that Forgetfulness is the only sin-

By the way this thread is very enlightening and happy to see so many who have commented on it….

[martin48]

He might just like this one