A Closed Letter To Bing

[RallyCola]

fuck bing. i'm using lycos bitches. its like alta vista, just better.

[broncofan]

fuck bing. i'm using lycos bitches. its like alta vista, just better.

That's old school shit right there. I forgot all about those guys. Bringing back memories.

[Ben in LA]

Ask Jeeves

[GroobyKrissy]

I still consult these things called encyclopedias every so often... also dictionaries... also thesauri... Now THAT is old school .

[Stavros]

I have a way with words as long as those words come from a Chinese Food menu.

Which over here would be: "16, 24 and 47...please". I think 47 is the sweet and sour.

[RallyCola]

I still consult these things called encyclopedias every so often... also dictionaries... also thesauri... Now THAT is old school .

oh yeah..well i can tell time with a sun dial and a matchstick and i fucked helen keller...that's old school. the bitch wouldn't shut up while i did her froggy style so i tied her hands down.

[GroobyKrissy]

oh yeah..well i can tell time with a sun dial and a matchstick and i fucked helen keller...that's old school. the bitch wouldn't shut up while i did her froggy style so i tied her hands down.

OK, you win. I'm not touching that one. I dislike frogs.

[Tina Francis]

...Webcrawler rules...!!

[Wendy Summers]

fuck bing. i'm using lycos bitches. its like alta vista, just better.

Gopher bitches!

I'd post a 70 x 90 px pic but I started downloading it 2 days ago and it's still not done... the first row of pixels sure is hot though.

[Dino Velvet]

Which over here would be: "16, 24 and 47...please". I think 47 is the sweet and sour.

You'd be sounding like Peyton Manning trying to make time with a lady.


"Omaha!... 6! 24! 47!...sweet and sour!"