a bad joke

[suckseed]

If Areeya was a vampire, what would Buffy scream as she slammed in the wooden stake?

I'll let someone else finish this priceless example of my wit...

[suckseed]

...

[suckseed]

now i will redeem myself if i can

[suckseed]

hummina

[Dkg]

So I didn't get the joke. Wanna run that by one more time?

[suckseed]

As Buffy pounded the stake in, she'd scream,




DIE, Areeya!





What can I say. It's early.

[hondarobot]

It certainly is early, Suckseed, so don't worry about it (I don't know where the hell you're going with that joke either).

But, for those who are curious, I thought I'd post the rough draft opening for my in progress porn script. It still needs a lot of work obviously, and I've got much more hammered out already, but for those interested, I know they will find this post. Here is a preview (and it's a comedy, so if ya don't get the humor, ya just don't get it):

UNTITLED PORN THINGY


BLACK SCREEN

(Voiceover/CLARISSA)
It smells like peach cobbler.

INT. CORPORATE OFFICE- DAY

CLOSE ON a stereotypical Business Guy. Nice suit, perfect hair, 1000 watt smile.

CHAD
Well, I sure hope it does, we like to call that model "Peach Cobbler". (Smiles).

CUT TO CLARISSA BANES, head of the Girly Girl TS Modeling Agency, sitting behind her desk.

CLARISSA
Why the hell would you incorporate smell into the design?

CHAD
Have you ever smelled a ordinary condom?

CLARISSA
But if these are designed "just for girls", what's the point? Guys don't care what a condom smells like.

CHAD
We're targeting bi and lesbian TS girls with most of our initial product line. We do have one model made just for the strictly straight girls, though.

CLARISSA
What's that smell like?

CHAD
A regular condom. Guys don't care about smells.

CLARISSA
I'm curious as to how you do that, what regulates the smell?

CHAD
That's just part of the magic of our new feminine sexual stimulant. It can be processed in the form of a lubricant, has a very potent effect, and can be slightly altered to emit various smells.

CLARISSA
So it's like Astoglide meets Viagra. . .

CHAD
Meets Peach Cobbler.(Smooths back his hair).


Like I said, first run very rough draft, first few lines of opening scene. It's a fun project though.

[MacShreach]

As Buffy pounded the stake in, she'd scream,




DIE, Areeya!





What can I say. It's early.

Oh....my...fucking....God.... that really was a BAD joke....You need something to occupy your time. However, speaking as an aficionado of dire humour, I'd give it 8/10. Huge cringe factor.

[MacShreach]

It certainly is early, Suckseed, so don't worry about it (I don't know where the hell you're going with that joke either).

But, for those who are curious, I thought I'd post the rough draft opening for my in progress porn script. It still needs a lot of work obviously, and I've got much more hammered out already, but for those interested, I know they will find this post. Here is a preview (and it's a comedy, so if ya don't get the humor, ya just don't get it):

UNTITLED PORN THINGY


BLACK SCREEN

(Voiceover/CLARISSA)
It smells like peach cobbler.

INT. CORPORATE OFFICE- DAY

CLOSE ON a stereotypical Business Guy. Nice suit, perfect hair, 1000 watt smile.

CHAD
Well, I sure hope it does, we like to call that model "Peach Cobbler". (Smiles).

CUT TO CLARISSA BANES, head of the Girly Girl TS Modeling Agency, sitting behind her desk.

CLARISSA
Why the hell would you incorporate smell into the design?

CHAD
Have you ever smelled a ordinary condom?

CLARISSA
But if these are designed "just for girls", what's the point? Guys don't care what a condom smells like.

CHAD
We're targeting bi and lesbian TS girls with most of our initial product line. We do have one model made just for the strictly straight girls, though.

CLARISSA
What's that smell like?

CHAD
A regular condom. Guys don't care about smells.

CLARISSA
I'm curious as to how you do that, what regulates the smell?

CHAD
That's just part of the magic of our new feminine sexual stimulant. It can be processed in the form of a lubricant, has a very potent effect, and can be slightly altered to emit various smells.

CLARISSA
So it's like Astoglide meets Viagra. . .

CHAD
Meets Peach Cobbler.(Smooths back his hair).


Like I said, first run very rough draft, first few lines of opening scene. It's a fun project though.

Fuck me and there I was telling Suckseed he needed more to do-- how long did that take to dream up? Sorry blue I'm neither for you nor against you, but I don't really see a big career in comedy there......

[hondarobot]

Oh, for fucks sake. It's been running as a sub program for awhile and I just got it. That was a really bad joke, but what ya gonna do?

DIE, Areeya.

Pepto Bismal.

Abysmal humor (I'm just saying, hehe). Good grief. . .

I thought you were just posting complete nonsense for awhile there, suckseed.