If Vincent Price Founded The Church Of Satan Instead Of Anton Levey Would You Join?

[Dino Velvet]

Vincent Price was delightfully macabre. I'd consider joining and follow the Witchmaker General.

[SugaSweet]

LaVey was the man for the job.

[mrtrebus]

no!!

[Jamie French]

You shouldn't join any club. Founding members don't even enter into it.

[Dino Velvet]

You shouldn't join any club. Founding members don't even enter into it.

Good point that I usually go by. Vincent Price would be an exception. I also think Rod Serling woulda been a pretty darn good pick for running the Church Of Satan. I'd have Pauly Shore's mother Mitzie run the Church before that carny Howard Levey.

[baddoc]

Look, If Vincent Price had founded the Church of Satan, it would be one of the 5 largest denominations in America today. His friends Paul Lynde, Charles Nelson Reilly, and Rip Taylor would have been important church officers, and promoted it on every game show airing in the '70s. Every fucking one. They would have stolen the closeted gay demographic from Catholicism, of course, but also attracted bored, drugged out housewives, their children, and genuine Satanists. Vincent Price is the greatest actor of the 20th century, and we should be GRATEFUL that we are even able to consider worshipping him.

[Quiet Reflections]

Good point that I usually go by. Vincent Price would be an exception. I also think Rod Serling woulda been a pretty darn good pick for running the Church Of Satan. I'd have Pauly Shore's mother Mitzie run the Church before that carny Howard Levey.

At least with vincent, rod and mitzie the entertainment would be good

[Dino Velvet]

At least with vincent, rod and mitzie the entertainment would be good

As long as Mitzie's booking George Carlin instead of her son we're good. Watching The Weez do 10 minutes is beyond a Hellish eternity.

[up_for_it]

Hell yes!!!! Vincent Price is fucking cooler than Satan.

[Titan011600]

I don't think I'd join, but he would make the Church of Satan actually scary.