So... why do we call them butt plugs and not ass plugs?

[Prospero]

What about a Buddha butt plug.... they'll never object!

Buttplug for most Ass plug for assholes?

[martin48]

What about Buddha butt plug.... they'll never object"



Buttplug for most Ass plug for assholes?

I, for one, wish to dissociate from Propero's comment

BTW - Do you know why ponytails are so called?

'cos if you lift it up there's an asshole underneath!

[Prospero]

You are my saviour martin... see what i did

[MaldonadoGreta]

Ass plug is rude! It sounds loke a torture tool. Butt plug is nice and soft

[Dino Velvet]

Pork Cork

[martin48]

From a poem written in 1673.

"You ladies all of merry England
Who have been to kiss the Duchess's hand,
Pray, did you not lately observe in the show A noble Italian called Signor Dildo? ...
A rabble of pricks who were welcomed before, Now finding the porter denied them the door,
Maliciously waited his coming below And inhumanly fell on Signor Dildo ..."Nothing new!!!

[Wendy Summers]

Pork Cork

I shall start using this term on a regular basis -- I <3 it so much I wanna make babies with a pork cork.

[Dino Velvet]

I shall start using this term on a regular basis -- I <3 it so much I wanna make babies with a pork cork.

Better to use a pork cork than a dork fork too.

[Prospero]

A lamb Jam?

[Dino Velvet]

A lamb Jam?

Or the more advanced Ram Jam too. Lamb Jam's fer rookies. Bunny Slopes of self-sodomizers.