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  1. 01-14-2014 #41
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    Default Re: Stoopid Tranny Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by nysprod View Post
    I'm just curious how long it took for the guy to cum...
    silly silly man...i didn't care if your dad came while sucking me off...i'm a selfish lover.

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    Default Re: Stoopid Tranny Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by nysprod View Post
    I'm just curious how long it took for the guy to cum...
    Lol you got that from the Sopranos:

    http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Sopranos:_Season_2

    Paulie Walnuts: Hey, I remember every blowjob I ever got. How 'bout you, you remember your first blowjob?
    Silvio Dante: Yeah, of course.
    Paulie Walnuts: How long did it take for the guy to come?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SheWantsTheD View Post
    Lol you got that from the Sopranos:

    http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Sopranos:_Season_2
    i like making my bed then saying


    ohhhhhhhhh its a made bed (in a really bad accent, wearing a quality tracksuit)

    #goodtimes

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    I went to my shrink(pysch) the other week, I was wearing a skin tight dress made out of clingfilm......


    "Well I can clearly see your nuts" he said.............



    boooooooooooooom its the way you telllllllllllllll them.

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  5. 01-14-2014 #45
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    Default Re: Stoopid Tranny Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by SheWantsTheD View Post
    Lol you got that from the Sopranos:

    http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Sopranos:_Season_2
    Maybe, but I got rally to go for it lmao

    Btw, I'm gonna do a stand up show and charge between $5 and $20...the $5 seats will be in front and the further back you go the more expensive they get...actually, if you pay me $40, you don't even have to come...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nysprod View Post
    Maybe, but I got rally to go for it lmao

    Btw, I'm gonna do a stand up show and charge between $5 and $20...the $5 seats will be in front and the further back you go the more expensive they get...actually, if you pay me $40, you don't even have to come...

    So how much is it to stand up? I hate misleading adverts

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    Quote Originally Posted by SammiValentine View Post
    So how much is it to stand up? I hate misleading adverts
    You're not having any problems sitting down, are you?

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    im a stand up guy..................................... hahah sopranos i am not really a guy i just got a big clitty. xxx

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  9. 01-14-2014 #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by SammiValentine View Post
    im a stand up guy..................................... hahah sopranos i am not really a guy i just got a big clitty. xxx
    So the rumors are true?

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    Default Re: Stoopid Tranny Jokes

    nys...stop while your ahead. i'm pretty sure you couldn't make anything on sammi stand up.


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