Stoopid Tranny Jokes

[nysprod]

Q: What's the difference between a tranny on hormones and a terrorist?

A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

[RallyCola]

Rally, we appreciate the effort, but always remember most times less is more lmao

BTW, what do a proctologist and Rally have in common?

They can smell it but they can't eat it...

ironically, 2 people did not like this post and i didn't vote on it yet.

[nysprod]

ironically, 2 people did not like this post and i didn't vote on it yet.

You know this is a joke thread and that I was kidding, yes?

[RallyCola]

oh...it's a joke thread huh....how about this.

a guy walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila.
bartender: what's the matter
guy: I just found out my brother likes tgirls and is marrying one.

a week passes and the guy returns to the bar and orders 15 shots of tequila
bartender: what happened now?
guy: i just found out my son likes tgirls and is having an affair with my brother's new wife

finally a month later, the dude goes back to the bar and orders 20 shots of tequila but says he can't pay for them.
bartender: what the fuck, doesn't anyone in your family like girls?
guy: apparently my wife does.

[RallyCola]

3 couples were on a cruise when it capsized and everyone died. before the pearly gates they stood waiting for judgement.

St. Peter said to the first, "Steve, I can't let you in. You were so greedy and loved money too much, you married a woman named Penny."

He turned to the next dude and said, "Brad, I can't let you in. You were so greedy and loved food too much, you even married a woman named Candy."

Nervously, Stan turned to his beloved wife, a transwoman named Kitty and said..."Wow hun, its a good thing you were never named Dick"

[RallyCola]

Sarah and her husband, Bob, were finally living the dream and bought a home. Bob was up on the roof and needed a handsaw. He called out for Sarah on the ground but she didn't understand him. He decided to try sign language and pointed to his knee for "need" and worked his arm back and forth in a sawing motion. Sarah nodded, whipped out her dick and started jerking off uncontrollably.

Bob, pissed off that she didn't understand him ran down the ladder and said, "what the hell are you doing...didn't you understand me"

Sarah said, "of course I did honey...i was trying to tell you I'm coming."

[RallyCola]

3 dudes met at a funeral home waiting for their wives to be cremated.
dude 1: my lisa loved nature, i'm going to spread her ashes at the grand canyon.
dude 2: my debbie was a gymnast. i'm going to spread her ashes at the next olympic games.
dude 3: my wife andrea was an amazing lover. i'm going to cook her ashes in a pot of chili so she can tear my ass up one more time.

[nysprod]

Rally, a quick yes or no question for you...do you remember your first blowjob?

[RallyCola]

yes...of course...there are very few things in life that are unforgettable and that is one of them.

why do you ask?

[nysprod]

Rally, a quick yes or no question for you...do you remember your first blowjob?

yes...of course...there are very few things in life that are unforgettable and that is one of them.

why do you ask?

I'm just curious how long it took for the guy to cum...