Funniest Posts On HA. Post Your Favorite?

[Quinn]

There have been some really funny posts on this forum over the years, some of which have caused me to literally roar with laughter.

My all time favorite has to be J's explanation to another poster explaining why he kept giving Legend a hard time:

so if someone posted every day things along the lines of

i like candy...

monsters scare me...

tv is fun...

you would want such a poster to stick around due to thier honesty and ur respect thereof?

shouldnt the bar for intellectual discourse be slightly higher and contributory than simply being honest???

how fuckin dumbed down have we gotten? jeez ian!!!!!

It still makes me laugh.

-Quinn

[chefmike]

You're not the only person who misses J's acerbic wit, Quinn...I understand his reasons for chilling, and what precipitated them, but I hope he decides to come out of lurk mode eventually...

Here's J's slambang adios thread-

Why did the chicken cross the road? (pt. 2)

aedan : i would cross as soon as i find this fuckin passport...

danielle: so nobody can tell im still watching what goes on over here...

jamie michelle: the road is actually moving and ur in the same place, u guys are such fools, the govt wants u to think ur crossing...

legend: me like cookie, toilet icky...

chefmike: i dont know but i hope theres a fight there...

quin: so i can open a grammar school on the other side for these poorly punctuated responses...

megabody: MY CHICKEN IS A CROSSING GUARD ON THAT SIDE AND ONLY CROSSES CHICKENS, DOESNT GET NEAR A COCK...

nyce: to not get involved with anything happening there...

jwbl: that side is nothing now, u should have been around years ago when hens on that side where beakin u for a kernel...

ruby ts: please send 3 kernels to the other side via paypal and ill tell u...

tsntx: if u miss me crossing, in 3 weeks il be crossing again, u can catch the repeat then...

honda: ok this hurts so much to say, but sometimes when i walk across, i feel like a rooster...

kramer: how did u know it was me under this sheet?...

harajuku: cant talk, im running to catch another screening of memoirs of a chicken cutlet...

lavonne: i need to get a closer look, u see the size of that beak on that chicken? damn...

wendy: all next week, wendywilliams across the street, book appointments now...

dj asia: interesting fact, in thailand only light chickens are allowed to cross...

poperluv: i have no idea, my ass kills, im just moving to ignore the pain...

bkghost: i was just hatched 3 weeks ago and make 11 kernels a day and livin the rooster life big time..in yo face white chickens...

felicia: if im scared to go does that make me a chicken chicken? cluck...

bigguy: ill have some pics of the other side up as soon as i upload em...

seanchai: please join chickensontheotherside.com...

shalaya: ide never cross the street, huh? ur paying how much for me to cross? adios...

ecstatic: i like roosters and chickens, and yes, my wife knows that im crossing...

allanah: this weeks party will now be held across the street...

j: to entertain more appreciative chickens on that side...its been fun folks, hope u enjoyed...

[chefmike]

And part of this post when J was cyber-bitchslapping Legend aka Spiderman yet again...

http://www.hungangels.com/board/view...r=asc&start=10

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this is where arguing with a retard becomes difficult, no one is defending rapists or saying children are not innocent, in fact ur inferior intellect shows here, plain old 35 year old women are innocent and deserve the same protection...ur not getting it, im simply saying that ur glee and wanting convicted felons to feel pain once theyre separated from society is a neanderthal backwards impulsive concept...

but unlike clever conservative debators ur not trying to spin the issue and pretend that im arguing for rapists and against children, u honestly dont see the distinction and continue to argue as though i take issue with defending those innocent little yummie kids and love and wanna give prizes to rapists...i realy dont know how to break it down to a simpler argument..ok lets try this, if ur parents ground u and u have to go to ur room for 3 hours when u were 11 because again u made peepee on the carpet in front of the guests, i dont think that ur dad should sneak into ur room while ur grounded and poke u with a stick...i dont know, i think im becoming dumber just by engaging u, shit..that was a terrible analogy...here we go, tell me how crazy i am for comparing carpet pee to the terrible rape of little crippled kids...

[BeardedOne]

I really did like that chicken analogy.

[NickTheQuick]

LMAO, the Why the Chicken... thread is classic top 5 reading material since I've been here.

As far as more recent posts, this one just almost made me piss myself.

how bad do you honestly want to get into this with me? i have seen you challenge people on here before, honda.

pretty pathetic, if you ask anyone, not just me.

i would challenge you, but i'm not sure you could catch enough bus transfers to get here...

[HeHateMe]

ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THAT MEGABODY HAS EVER POSTED.

[hondarobot]

That chicken thing is pretty good.

I haven't read too many Nick The Quick posts. I did get a PM from him some time ago wondering where to meet TS girls, and I ignored it. Where I work would be one answer, but I don't think he has the balls to go there, and our girls wouldn't fuck him anyways.

I'm getting sick of loser clowns posting, displaying just how lame they are by seeming to have watched every TS porn video there is.

TS girls are not turned on by a guys porn consumption.

It really does bother me that so many people are complete morons.

[NickTheQuick]

I haven't read too many Nick The Quick posts. I did get a PM from him some time ago wondering where to meet TS girls, and I ignored it.

Silly you, you were very helpfull. Don't shortchange yourself. Me being brand new to Minnesota, you were kind enough to point me in the general direction of the Greyhound station. But unlike you I am no wrestling fanatic and had no desire to meet Triple H.

Btw, quite early on I've figured out I had no interest in you buying me a beer. And don't kid yourself, just because I didn't stop to say hello to your schizophrenic midget ass, don't be so quick to speak where I have or haven't been. I don't date bald bitches.


Edit: Ahem.....Look at the ignoring going on in here...
http://www.hungangels.com/board/view...r=asc&start=10

Wow, another Minneapolitan on HA? Crazy. If you wanna stop by the 90's some night, let me know, I'll buy ya a beer if I'm around.

Just for fun, if you stop in and I'm not there, go to the second floor and head to the bathrooms. In the hallway leading to the men's bathroom (the place is a big confusing maze, but you'll find it), you'll see a door on the right hand side. There's a mail slot on it, that's my main office.

Drop me a note if you stop by.

What else you got?

[suckseed]

For me, the post that just about split me open was the one where someone asked a wide eyed newbie question (not that I pride myself on being the Voice of Experience), and someone - Partly Cloudy? - responded by posting completely random photos, including a guy hanging out of a hatchback with a giant box in the trunk. The first guy actually responded, "Uh...what does that mean?" More photos. I was laughing so loud my brother came in to see what the hell was so funny. maybe it was just my kind of humor.
Another one was when Ecstatic posted a picture of himself as a Hot Hung Angel. What a cool guy he is.

[blckhaze]

For me, the post that just about split me open was the one where someone asked a wide eyed newbie question (not that I pride myself on being the Voice of Experience), and someone - Partly Cloudy? - responded by posting completely random photos, including a guy hanging out of a hatchback with a giant box in the trunk. The first guy actually responded, "Uh...what does that mean?" More photos. I was laughing so loud my brother came in to see what the hell was so funny. maybe it was just my kind of humor.
Another one was when Ecstatic posted a picture of himself as a Hot Hung Angel. What a cool guy he is.

agreed. partly cloudy's responses to peoples questions are tear jerkingly funny. wonder where hes been recently